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Johnson

Those monkeys are all about fucking and summersaults.

About Me

What the hell do you people want from me?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I met this girl in the bathroom at Manray who told me I'd do a better job than "those assholes" on This Old House. She knows the fucking deal. More people like her.

Music:

Stuff that involves Doug screaming at a laptop or Bill singing into his American Idol karaoke mic.

Television:

The one about the lesbian chimpanzee three-way. Please see headline.