Hogan

For many years I worked as a field surgeon in wartorn Sierra Leone - I think my record was 15 AIDS orphans brought back from the brink of death in one hour, or something. I don't like to brag. I stopped that though because I got loads of shit under my fingernails all the time.That was a pretty hard act to follow, humanitarian-wise, but I found something that matched it in the summer of 2005. I started my own cat circus, which promised so much at first. Unfortunately, I had to shut it down after two shows as the cats all sort of wandered off. Fucking ratbags.In April 06, sadly, I was killed by a robot badger that had escaped from the Stubbington Study Centre.