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Hogan

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About Me

For many years I worked as a field surgeon in wartorn Sierra Leone - I think my record was 15 AIDS orphans brought back from the brink of death in one hour, or something. I don't like to brag. I stopped that though because I got loads of shit under my fingernails all the time.That was a pretty hard act to follow, humanitarian-wise, but I found something that matched it in the summer of 2005. I started my own cat circus, which promised so much at first. Unfortunately, I had to shut it down after two shows as the cats all sort of wandered off. Fucking ratbags.In April 06, sadly, I was killed by a robot badger that had escaped from the Stubbington Study Centre.

My Interests

Music, films, reading, football. And fighting. Lots and lots of fighting please, I'm fucking brilliant at it.

I'd like to meet:

Rafa Benitez. Atticus Finch (probably not going to happen). Ringo Starr. The dickhead who kicks my wing-mirror off once a fortnight.

Music:

Beatles, Damien Rice, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Radiohead, Stevie Wonder, Bob Dylan, Bloc Party, Editors, Guillemots, Oasis, White Stripes. Please also feel free to imagine me liking lots of other cool bands so that you think I'm cooler too. Go on, do your bit. It's give and take, you know.

Movies:

Life of Brian, Lord of The Rings, The Matrix, Spinal Tap, Anchorman, Garden State, Donnie Darko, Shaun of the Dead, Adaptation. Saw The Departed recently, that was very good. Tangled web of lies and etc.

Television:

The Boosh, Big Train, Family Guy, AP, Spaced, quite a lot of Sky Sports News (I'm afraid), 24. Everyone needs Jack Bauer in their life.

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, Join Me, 1984, The Catcher In The Rye, Watership Down, Of Mice and Men. Gene Wilder's autobigraphy was good, name escapes me. Probably just 'Gene Wilder' or something. Revolution In The Head, Lord of the Rings, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,I Am Legend, The Twits, Animal Farm.

Heroes:

Stevie G. If he wanted to bum me, I'd consider letting him.