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About me:
This is the place where you are supposed to fill in your life story. I'm not going to do that. Following is the single-paragraph version:

I work for a software company in Cambridge, MA doing geeky things that most people don't understand, but I love it. I like to go out on weekends and be social. I am a musician. I also have tons of other hobbies because I am obsessed with learning about how things work and how to do things. I'm a great listener and a loyal friend. I think that really kinda sums it up for now.

Feel free to catch me on IM: evanisgr8trthanu
It's on pretty much all the time. Don't be scared.


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Evan Joseph Desmarais
Birthday: 5/14/1982
Birthplace: Southbridge, MA
Current Location: Boston, MA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right (except when playing drums)
Your Heritage: European mix
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: ...
Your Fears: Death
Your Perfect Pizza: Bacon & mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not sure... running out of big achievements to attain. I guess my immediate goal is to not die this year - I hate when that happens.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOLOMFGZORL33TPWN3DBRBFU... j/k. I barely use AIM acronyms.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who is this girl next to me? (Haha, I wish). Actually: shower.
Your Best Physical Feature: I have the sexiest elbow you have ever seen
Your Bedtime: 10-12 except on weekends
Your Most Missed Memory: This is a poorly-worded question. How can I miss a memory if I still have it? And if I don't, how do I know to miss it?
Pepsi or Coke: Don't drink soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: Don't eat fast food
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: It's all the same to me
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Either as long as it's NOT from starfucks
Do you Smoke: Sometimes :(
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Poorly
Do you Shower Daily: At least once
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already graduated
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you believe in yourself: Indeed
Do you get Motion Sickness: Negative
Do you think you are Attractive: I think moreso now than ever, but that doesn't say much...
Are you a Health Freak: As of late, somewhat
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes but rarely
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: I play many
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigarettes... Nothing else
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I took some Ibuprofen for my hangover
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Negative :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I did, but now I forget for what
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Multiple times
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Music and movies from bittorrent. Fuck you RIAA and MPAA.
Ever been Drunk: Never. I drink to get sober.
Ever been called a Tease: I have and God only knows why.
Ever been Beaten up: My little nephew does it every other weekend.
Ever Shoplifted: Not that I can remember... maybe as a small child? I dunno.
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A ninja turle
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere but the middle east. Oh, and bonus points if the natives speak English so I can be a lazy American.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue (negotiable)
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde (also negotiable)
Short or Long Hair: Shoulder length +/- a few inches
Height: My height or shorter
Weight: Far less than me
Best Clothing Style: I know so little about this subject...
Number of Drugs I have taken: Non-prescription? I smoked pot as a kid, but I barely think that counts.
Number of CDs I own: None, I've got gigs upon gigs of mp3's though.
Number of Piercings: Nada
Number of Tattoos: Zilch
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1

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My Blog

"I AM FOREVER!"

The abridged version: I had surgery yesterday. Let's just say there are things I would rather have been doing... I went there (UMass) at 5:50am and waited in my "holding cell" until about 7:00 when t...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 05:23:00 GMT

For everyone that smokes cloves

Apparently smoking cloves is in (again?). I see confirmation of this statement everyday outside of Olin Hall where there is a growing number of hippie wannabes smoking cloves between classes. Cloves a...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 11:35:00 GMT

Minute Maid is here to screw you.

You are being lied to. Yes, the food industry hates you and wants to deceive you and I can prove it. Everyday after my first class I go to the Campus Center and pick up lunch, which consists of someth...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:30:00 GMT

If you drive, just fucking stop.

Everyone that owns a car and isn't me (or someone important to me) is a complete asshole for driving. Period. Also, you should turn in your license now because you are obviously too retarded to drive....
Posted by on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 10:53:00 GMT

Learn to fucking drive

So today was my first day back at WPI... Classes went well and it was time to go to work, which is in Westboro. Anyway, I'm on 290 east going toward 495 and my exact location was somewhere between exi...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 18:12:00 GMT

Sluts

I hate sluts. One might ask, "but Evan, why hate sluts? If they didn't exist, you'd probably never get laid!" This may have some shred of truth to it since I can really only think of one ex that didn'...
Posted by on Tue, 24 May 2005 07:09:00 GMT

New song... Good stuff!

I have no idea what I'm doing right now. I usually have so much shit to do that I don't have time to do anything, but today, its the exact opposite. This is strange because it almost brings about a de...
Posted by on Fri, 20 May 2005 12:15:00 GMT

You see some of the craziest shit in the city...

I was driving along route 9 today and saw the most fucked up thing as I was stopped at a light: There was this girl (no older than 25 I'd guess) talking on a cell phone. Didn't seem pissed or anything...
Posted by on Wed, 18 May 2005 15:22:00 GMT

Nerds

So I decided to take summer courses at WPI to ensure my graduation this coming year. Now, every CS course I take has one common characteristic: There is always this one really nerdy guy who has obviou...
Posted by on Tue, 17 May 2005 18:05:00 GMT

Vegans and Hippies

Ok, so it seems that everyone is on this whole blog kick. Personally having a geeky disposition has generally forced me to make an effort to stay away from things like this so that I don't envelop mys...
Posted by on Mon, 16 May 2005 19:55:00 GMT