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Derek

Erin go bragh.(less)

About Me

Well, I live in the heart of a wonderful city called Detroit. I come complete with a bus pass and a way into any downtown sports event. These benefits can be yours too! All you need is three easy paments of a large draft beer to the Debo fan club. Join in person at Comerica park during any home Tigers game. Just let me know if you want to enjoy the Irish experience in Detroit and i will happily be your tour guide.I believe in the soul...the small of a womans back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

My Interests

Oh it's summer time. It's on. I see the tigs winning 100 games, a killer pig roast in a-hillz, cola quits the pipe. a day of sticky/gin and juice at summa jamz. a round of golf each week(stick or disc). a ball game each week. at least one keg and an ice luge at robbo and reed's house where a team of girls won't pay up for the game of beer pong they just lost. Makin' mad money on michigan ave.

I'd like to meet:

Kwame Kilpatrick. I really want to tell him to shit or get off the pot, this city has privatized potential. Then I'd like to ask him how he would feel if we let him be mayor, but he's gotta stay in africa? Maybe i'd meet Bush too. Let him ask Kwame the question. It would be more like a special education akademic decathalon than a press conference maybe FuBu and the NRA will sponsor it. Or maybe it could end up in a shoot out between Kwame's thugs and Dick Cheney. Better give the manoogian strippers some flak jackets. Just wait a year after that and Michael Moore will show up to make a movie with no plot other than "republicans are bad". Let me tell you something Mike, so are cheeseburgers. Yeah i learned all that from the type of film you make. What an a-hole. Aww heck, maybe i would just like meet a travel agent and take a vacation.

Music:

. A Tribe Called Quest; I don't do white music, i don't do black music, i like rap music for hip hop heads; Vinyl that still sells, rock with catchy a wrif, and a little bit of jazz, not the smooth kind. I am talking Franks here. And you gotta know "popsicle toes". If you don't and you live in Southeast michigan i highly recomend you start listening to the public stations, and climb out of your shell and discover the people that influenced music today. Do the future a favor. Local sounds will always be where it's at. loklsol and disfresh. most off all my man Terence B.

Movies:

"You in the army mang? ; No, i just have really short hair." =BOTTLE ROCKET don't forget Major League.

Television:

SC in the a.m.

Heroes:

Emmett, Laura, Gary, the boys,Lou, Alan, Sparky, Coach Boguz, Kaline, Harwell, Kell, Cash, Aguirre, Williams, Placido, Jimmy, Milt, Tony P, Uncle Bill, Uncle Philip, Edgar Martinez, The Cousins.

My Blog

I ride the bus, while y'all drive.

Did you know that while you are driving, sitting in traffic, and paying 2 dollars a gallon for gas; I am riding the bus, moving just as fast and paying an average of 13 cents a mile which my employer ...
Posted by Derek on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:42:00 PST

Yo mike, you're killing us.

 So as many of you know i attend comerica park on a regular, borderline obsesive, basis. This year i was in shock to find what was waiting for me besides an awsome lineup. 200...
Posted by Derek on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:25:00 PST