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Christopher

The world hates me, now so do you.

About Me

Tumbling, burning with white hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the abyss. Unspeakable pain, relentless agony. Time ceased to exist, only this torture, and a deepening hatred for the hypocrocy that damned me to this HELL. An eternity passed, and my torment receded. The descent had destroyed me, and yet, I lived!
You Are 44% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Christopher
Birthday: 09/21/81
Birthplace: Edmond, Oklahoma
Current Location: Oklahoma City
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: six foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Scottish, Irish, German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black steel toed biker boots
Your Weakness: Social interaction and intimacy on any level
Your Fears: Social interaction and intimacy on any level
Your Perfect Pizza: No preference
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I want my penis to double in size!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuck You!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Women, money, and screw ups.
Your Best Physical Feature: My sunglasses.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get sleepy.
Your Most Missed Memory: The time I smoked opium and thought I was retarded.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: YUP!
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: not well
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: I think
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Fuck yeah I have
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: I want to die in combat.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an asshole
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long long long
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: thongs are nice
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dont know
Number of CDs I own: I dont know
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I dont know
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strong and you love to help others.
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You Are 60% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?

My Interests


I can see what you see not. Vision milky, then eyes rot. When you turn, they will be gone. Whispering their hidden song. Then you see what cannot be! Shadows move, where light should be. Out of darkness, out of mind. Cast down into the halls of the blind. ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: When Im drunk.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Both, and neither.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Fear itself.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Sometimes, they made me mad though.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: I think TV sucks! Im a sucker though.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: no
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: no
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: Im not single.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: black
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: no
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: no
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: I shit in the tub pretty well.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Heaven
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: no
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Yeah, I liked it.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: No
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: Ask Mr. Owl. I dunno.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: Yes. Especially if Im drunk near authority.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: yes
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: NO!
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: Ive never done it for sport or food, but A+
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: Definitely
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: sure
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: evil women
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": today
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: Ive got the autopsy photos, no
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: no, I drink
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: scrambled, fried, deviled
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Everybodys either an asshole, or an idiot.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: In my dads drawer.
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 11:38 pm
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: CMO from a drunken rant about JLO
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: YES
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: about 4 hours ago
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: showers
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: sure
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: Im afraid of the light
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: ciggarettes, Dr. Pepper, beer, depression
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: crunchy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: no, Ive been in a fire engine several times.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: once
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: If you dont like yourself, escape from the you.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: yes
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: yes
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: usually hazel, green, or blue.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: today
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: wow, sometimes
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: anyone whos dead
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: not reliably
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: yes
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: I can play the piano, guitar, and clarinet.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: no
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: yes
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: Im sorry to say yes.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: They are mine.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: No
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: Yes, but never again!
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: yes
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: nachos
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: no
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Rochelle is very important to me
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: They all suck, same with radio.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: I dont even know what that is.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Im in a pantera mood.
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You Are From Saturn

You're steady, organized, and determined to achieve your dreams. You tend to play it conservative, going by the rules (at least the practical ones). You'll likely reach the top. And when you do, you'll be honorable and responsible. Focus on happiness. Don't let your goals distract you from fun! Don't be too set in your ways, and you'll be more of a success than you ever dreamed of. What Planet Are You From?


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You're living the movie Event Horizon!
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Your Birth Month is September
Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years.
You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian.

Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love

Your gemstone: Sapphire

Your flower: Morning Glory

Your colors: Brown and deep blue What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Michael J. Cox What's Your Porn Star Name?
Your Power Level is: 68%
You're a very powerful person, and you know that all of your power comes from within.
Keep on doing what you're doing, and you'll reach your goals. How Powerful Are You?
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet a psychotic clown, or maybe a transgendered organ grinder. I dont know any midgets either, theyre fun! Id like to meet someone who eats poop regularly, thats bound to be a great conversation! Actually I dont think I want to meet anybody. I already know more people than I want to.
You Are The Wheel of Fortune
You represent the cycles of life, death, and rebirth.
You embrace change, the the ups and downs of life.
Fate is something you accept, even when you could possibly change things.
Big things tend to happen to you more than other people.

Your fortune:

Something huge is about to happen in your life, and you have little control over it.
You must accept your destiny, but luckily it is good fortune that has come your way.
Big things and big changes are about to come your way.
And while things will be intense for a while, they will be followed by a period of rest. What Tarot Card Are You? If it bleeds,we can kill it! ?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
Hades
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Music:


You Should Be a Painter
You have the vision, patience, and skill to bring your unique visions to canvas.
And you're even tempered enough not to cut your ear off in the process! What Sort of Artist Should You Be?
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:

You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."

Conscientiousness:

You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.

Agreeableness:

You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.

Neuroticism:

You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test

Movies:


You Are 66% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:
You value loyalty highly.
You're completely devoted to your friends and family.
Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them.
Just make sure they're equally loyal to you!
Honesty:
You don't really value honesty.
You do value getting your way, no matter what.
And if a little lying is required to do that, no problem.
A few white lies never hurt anyone (at least, that's what you tell yourself!)
Generosity:
You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance:
You value tolerance a fair amount.
You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas.
You have very few prejudices that you're aware of.
And while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe. The Five Factor Values Test

Television:

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Your Personality Is
Idealist (NF)
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.
You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.
You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.
In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.
At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.
With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.
As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.
On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test

Books:


You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test

Heroes:


Erotic Thriller
You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.
Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is medium.
You probably have had a couple significant loves.
And you may have even had your heart broken.
But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people.
Dominance:
Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered. The Five Variable Love Test ?? Which Mythical Creature Are You ??
You're like a werewolf!
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