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The Swill Merchant

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


My name's Erin.
I walk on my toes.
I have a comfort speed of 50, and a highway speed of 85.
I don't trust the Home button or mirrors.
I enjoy soft songs about the sea.
My teeth bleed erraticly.
My soulmate is proabably a tree. I love everything about them.
If I wrote my thoughts, they would inspire a suicide.
I've had my purse stolen by heroine addicts.
I'll never be satisfied with how loud the music is.
My usual standards and morals are impossible to learn.
I'll drive anywhere for anything.
I secretly hate most people. Except a select few, and new people.
I have to have a particular song just for walking down the block.
The speed of that song can put me in a completely different mood.
I search for professional photographs. I consider this my work.
I'll get dressed up for anything.
I don't respond to things I don't think deserve my breath.
If you get lonely, go to the record store and visit your friends.
I will eventually not need anything for the rest of my life.
I walk like I'm being filmed for a movie.
I can afford insurance on my Eclipse Spyder.
I've got two generations going called a ZUNE and a ZEN.
It's in your best interest not to bother me.
And I'll never be the same again.

My Interests


These are my children. And I've lost every one of them. I'm a terrible mother.

Wednesday Thing-Fang
Vampire

Spike Kimberly Daniels
Ninja

Frederick Andrew Williamson
Punk

Pandora Eucalyptus Exavier
Grim Reaper

Reznor Allistor Habidasher
Gang Member

Victoria Vincent Price
MUNNY

I'd like to meet:


Pete Doherty
"All of us are in the gutter.
But some of us are looking at the stars"

This is what gets me up in the morning.
And she gets me through the end of the day.
Here's the deal:

Music:



Movies:


"A mental mind-fuck can be nice."

"Famous people are just more interesting."

Books:

Brittany Danielle Kielty

This human being is what I make my plans around. I'll always think of what she's doing before I make a move. Not because she'd mutilate me otherwise, but for the fact that she's my Best Friend. We chill in establishments for several hours at least 3 times out of the week. I'm making the best of her and stretching her out as much as I can. I'll never find another personality like hers.
David Andrew Dahmm

This "man" is my personal photographer. Anytime one of us wants to go take pictures, the other is unselfishly willing to get up and go. No matter how crappy either one of us looks like at the time. I stay up till all hours of the night talking to him about religion and any other problems of his he presents me with. We like to argue. For fun though of course. He's my favorite debate buddy. I support him in every and any way possible.

Heroes:


My Blog

Behind My About Me

My name’s Erin.-Erin Shae HarrisI walk on my toes.-If you wanna get technical, it’s the balls of my feet. Yes Haha, I said balls.I’ll spend the rest of my life looking for the beauty...
Posted by The Swill Merchant on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 10:45:00 PST

Work, Learn, Listen, Capture.

WorkDecember:23rd: 24th: 25th: 26th: 27th: 28st: 29th: 30th: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Learn Semester 11st Hour: Art 1- Kopsky2nd Hour: Oral Comp- McQuiggan3rd Hour: PE-...
Posted by The Swill Merchant on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:01:00 PST

The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy.

Stick Boy liked Match Girl,He liked her a lot.He liked her cute figure,he thought she was hot. But could a flame ever burnfor a match and a stick?It did quite literally;he burned up quick. &nb...
Posted by The Swill Merchant on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:46:00 PST