Johnny

I was the runner-up for the role of the Mexican prostitute in Broke Back Mountain. They said I was "too Jewy white"I miss H.E.B. big time.I AM NOT ANOTHNY KEADIS!!!Even though I am now a Blue State, East Coast, Ivy League, Elite Snob,Hampton Hopping, Hollywood moral values, abortion on demand,yet anti-deathrow, progay marriage,universal healthcare, up yours Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly,Jewish, Pagan loving, Tax and Spend Liberal, my heart and virginity will always live at the University of Texas at Austin, 6th Street, and the Ware House district. In case you haven't noticed the B. Iden Payne Theatre is just a free Motel 6 with better lighting. Ask me about the secret staircase for emergencies.I miss the Soviet UnionI want to hang out with President Hugo ChavezI make consevatives cry.Sent in my resume for Pope, didn't get the job.I would sell Yale University to a sweat shop in China to have Clinton as President again or Hillary in the Future.I am from a tiny place you have never heard of called Rio Grande City(Rattler Pride)/ Camargo.Everyday I spend in the east coast I lose more color. I am as pale as my picture.Half Spanish-Mexi Catholic, Half Eastern European Jew/ Persian, All knowing VampireI'm much cooler on friendster.