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E L L I M I S T

Turn on your eyes and light the world with your soul. ~Jeff

About Me

I am a sensitive type of guy. I haven't had a date since I was in the 10th grade in high school. I go to Buckhead and go to different clubs and night-spots all the time with friends. I like hangin' out, reading, playing the guitar and I'm a terrible dancer, but I think I could pull off slow dancing... I believe I am a romantic...but then, not many relationships to prove that...girls mostly like to be my friends...Stoopid girls...dammit. lolI have never actually gone sky diving, hang-gliding, deep-sea fishing/diving, or parachuting, but I want too... I really mean that. If I had someone to go with- I'd be out the door. (Well- out the door once I got the cash together. Doiee.)----------------------------------------------------- ------You all MUST WATCH THIS VIDEO - IT'S AWESOME! -----------------------------------------------------------I like to play the guitar...not great at it...but I can play and some can't. Unfortunately my sencse of rhythym is not that great so I can't play a whole lot of different artists music or anything like that...but if you don't care what strokes I use it doesn't sound bad. I have a Gibson J-45 Acoustic Electric guitar and a $99.00 practice guiatr. I haven't been using the Gibson lately becasue I've been using it to get different band's signatures! I've got Ed & Joel from Collective Soul, the whole Five Star Iris band, the girl from Morning Wood, & the lead singer of _____________ (Oops I forgot... I'll check l8r when I get home and update that part...)I will add to this later I guess...on to the next!Rate my poem, Go here

My Interests

Reading is considered an interest right? And girls. And guitar? And Girls. And anime? And GIrls. And swimming? And GIRls. And Mountain climbing? And GIRLs. And other stuff? AND MORE GIRLS! LOL. But seriously...This Next Video is kinda funny... wonder what the original song was.....

I'd like to meet:

Aliens, girls, pets, girls, parents, girls, friends, girls, and everyone/anyone I can...and then some more girls. Oh, and uh...Albert Einstein. I think he'd have been fun to hang out with!------------------------------------------------------- ----
You Are Bart Simpson
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."

Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.

You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet

Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!" The Simpsons Personality Test

Music:

I like everything except most country...(although I am coming around)...and also don't like almost all gospel...I like: classical rock classic roack alternative pop jazz hip hop techno metal punk indie rock ...etc.HERE'S MY PODCAST,(HEHE...): ..

Movies:

Favorite movie of all time? I suppose: I'll have to think about that one.I really like "Dune" & "Children of Dune""Equilibrium" - (this is a brilliant movie...) Starring: Christian BaleI have the following in my personal collection:A great movie is defined by how much you like the action and the way it leads into the story and weaves it's way back out and all that....A great movie is also defined by how much the music plays a part in the way things happen...dark, slow-music or high-pitched fast-moving and missing notes music generally mean the scene should be scary while long and low or mid-wind insturments mostly mean the moment should be heartfelt... It's all in the way the music is played in concert with the images appearing on the screen.I love to see a movie that can get me choked up- but not make me cry. That's what a real movie-goer like myself calls: "Heart-Wrenching"I love it! You can be scared and all up tight, and then nothing happens and then BAM! Goodbye popcorn and fountain drink! Say hello to the lost and forgotten gumdrops on the floor!Anyway... I wrote a movie... Not very good... but it's fun to be able to say that you've written a movie... Don't you think? I think everyone should sit down and do SOMETHING creative with at least a little of their time!I will post the movie tomorrow or the next day for sure! L8R!

Television:

I love Adult Swim on Cartoon Network...that's the late night stuff...I hate Tom Goes to The Mayor and the like...it's a waste of my time and a pure perversion of what animation should be. The creative mind should be put to something far more useful and entertaining....like Sealab or ATHF or even Robot Chicken. Those are brilliant, ridiulous, and way way WAY funny. I love Anime- I am glad to see that Adult Swim is finally getting more in the way of anime for their "new" shows... I've actually seen everything they play already... But still- I like them so much I don't have a problem watching them again. I love the ScFi channel too- Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlanis, The Dresden Files, Enterprise, Special Unit 2, John Doe, Jake 2.0, the various SciFi movies and ofcourse the oldie marathons of like Star Trek and all those...I LOVE them all! Also- on FX Network i absolutely have fallen in love with Monk and Psych. Wonderful new mystery-comedy shows. SOO FUNNY! Anyway....yea- that's all- for now...

Books:

I'll make a list later... I have a huge library... I'll just do this some other time... .. Let's see: .. Alan Dean Foster, .. K.A. Applegate, .. Tolkien, .. W.E.B. Griffin, .. Clive Cussler, .. Robert Aspirin, .. Piers Anthony, .. Cecilia-Dart Thornton, .. Emily Drake, .. Matt Reilly, .. James Rollins, .. David & Leigh Eddings, .. (More To Come Later...)

Heroes:

My mom. My grandfather. My cat's. My guitar. My anime @ www.animeEden.com & God.Always save the best for last...unless it's food and it has to be eaten hot...yeah.------------------------------------------------- ----------

My Blog

My poor Phaeton.

He's gone. I'll never see him again. I didn't know I could still cry. But for Fuck' sakes, I didn't want to find out this way.
Posted by E L L I M I S T on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:56:00 PST

MAY IT BE KNOWN...

MAY IT BE KNOWN- That I jsut bought this past Thanksgiving Day, a Chihuahua (Chee-Hooah-hooah) Puppy (Puh-pee). LOL. Seriously- I really did- I have always wanted a Chihuahua- and now I have one....
Posted by E L L I M I S T on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:03:00 PST

I was thinking about something...

Shut-up. I already know what everyone is thinking. Your smug- wry comments are not needed. I was just thinking about little witty sayings and got side-tracked into thinking about some commercials. Som...
Posted by E L L I M I S T on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:51:00 PST

Here’s some crazyness between myself and another Myspace person called Whistleblower or Misty.

Look at that...you finally deign to respond... I never implied anything. However, I'm not interested in your meaningless drab babble-blather anymore. Sorry, that came out wrong... I'm not interested i...
Posted by E L L I M I S T on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:27:00 PST

Well...maybe my life is boring...

Guess I'll just stop paying attention to MySpace...since apparently noone pays attention to MY SPACE in it.
Posted by E L L I M I S T on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:16:00 PST

My Life. Is anyone interested in it?

Let's start at the beginning...I was the last child to be birthed at Joan Glancey Hospital in Norcross, GA. My mother was, at the time, working at a US Military Missile Construction Facility and livin...
Posted by E L L I M I S T on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:58:00 PST

World Of Warcraft

Yeah so- I dunno why I never posted anything about my gameplay before...I love playing games...X-BOX, PS2, Computer games...mostly Blizzard related...anyway- I started playing games when I was in Elem...
Posted by E L L I M I S T on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:04:00 PST

Read it... You'll feel righteous.

This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America.On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from La...
Posted by E L L I M I S T on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:28:00 PST

Sad day for the Jeep.....

I am SOOO sad. My poor Jeep Wrangler smashed up the back end of a 4-door sedan... Now, when I say "samshed up" I mean the bumper was conveniently located in the rear passenger seat right after I pumme...
Posted by E L L I M I S T on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:11:00 PST

Vacation

Yep- We went on vacation to our time-share in Kissimee, Florida. It was nice and relaxing. We went to Walt Disney World... The MGM Studios Park and the EPCOT park. EPCOT was really quite fun- but MGM ...
Posted by E L L I M I S T on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:48:00 PST