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Shazpot

Too orangey for crows

About Me

Things I like: Music, guitars, bodyboarding, guitarists, Cornwall, Polzeath, the sea, the stars, dogs, lightening, cucumber, photographs, smooth peanut butter, friends, family, Christmas, summer, evenings on the beach, bbq's, cherry red Gibson SG's, my favourite bands, my favourite songs, my favourite films, sleeping, waking up early and having a whole day, getting letters, festivals, camping, pear cider from Glastonbury, the smell of clean clothes.
Things I don't like: Thunder, spring, autumn, most food, crunchy peanut butter, egotistical people, loudness, bad films, bad music, bad guitars, the end of the summer days on the beach.

My Interests

Music. Bodyboarding. Guitars. Cameron Crowe. Gigs. Cornwall.

I'd like to meet:

Mike Stewart, Pro-Boarders, Richard Ashcroft, Santa, My Ancestors, Cameron Crowe, Simon Pegg.

Music:

The Verve, Embrace, Richard Ashcroft, Stone Roses, Shack, Rolling Stones, Pavement, Elliott Smith, Dusty Springfield, The Killers, Webb Brothers, Matthew Jay, Jeff Buckley, Oasis, The Beatles, The Kinks, Daniel Johnston, Elvis, John Lennon, Lambchop, The Small Faces, Paul Weller, The Music, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Simon and Garfunkel, Wilco, Eels, Bob Marley, The Bluetones, Bob Dylan, Coldplay, Martha Wainwright, Doves, Ed Harcourt, Editors, Elbow, Gay Dad, The Longpigs, Mansun, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Super Furry Animals, Teenage Fanclub, The Killers, The Shins, Steve Winwood, The Who, Witness, Pete Yorn, The Beach Boys, Cat Stevens, Nancy Wilson, Aerosmith, Aimee Mann, Audioslave, The Black Crowes, Roberta Flack, Beck, Belle and Sebastian, Deus, Ben and Jason, Ocean Colour Scene, Dave Clark Five, Del Shannon, Frankie Valli, Extreme, Jimi Hendrix, Frou Frou, Willie Nelson, Guillemots, Idlewild, Imogen Heap, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Rufus Wainwright, Tenacious D etc.

Movies:

Almost Famous, Buffalo '66, Goonies, Bubba Ho-Tep, Say Anything, High Fidelity, The Lost Boys, Weird Science, Full Metal Jacket, Rain Man, True Romance, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Big Wednesday, Blue Juice, Singles, Batman Begins, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc, Amelie, St Elmo's Fire, The Breakfast Club, Stand By Me, Labyrinth, Quadrophenia, Old School, School Of Rock, Sleepers, Swingers, Detroit Rock City, Back To The Future, Gremlins, Orange County, The Monster Squad, Evil Dead, Cabin Fever, Shaun Of The Dead.

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, 24, Peep Show, Game On, Spaced!

Books:

Ones about the stars.

Heroes:

On episode 18 next, don't tell me what happens!

Name: Sharon
Birthday: 10th May 1981
Birthplace: Leeds
Current Location: Mansfield Woodhouse, Nottinghamshire
Eye Color: Blue-ish
Hair Color: Dark brown-ish
Height: 5'8-ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. But I wear my watch all wrong.
Your Heritage: Viking
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cheap, grubby, great. With velcro.
Your Weakness: Invincible to everything except: guns, swords etc.
Your Fears: Guns, swords etc.
Your Perfect Pizza: The size of the moon, with pineapple.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting to next year.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hmph.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hmph.
Your Best Physical Feature: My feet. You should see them.
Your Bedtime: Commonly, the time that I go to bed.
Your Most Missed Memory: My memory.
Pepsi or Coke: Beer.
MacDonalds or Burger King: KFC.
Single or Group Dates: Depends how you define "dates".
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What's Nestea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neopolitan.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Last time I checked, cappuccino WAS coffee.
Do you Smoke: When on fire.
Do you Swear: When on fire.
Do you Sing: In the shower.
Do you Shower Daily: Only when I feel like singing.
Have you Been in Love: Constantly.
Do you want to go to College: Only for the beer.
Do you want to get Married: Rather forward.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in everything, except myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends on the motion.
Do you think you are Attractive: To bats.
Are you a Health Freak: In that I am the unhealthiest person still alive, yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: Up until I learned to talk.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not since the accident.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, kazoo, paper & comb.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Who's asking?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I sat on a packet of paracetamol.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: If Asda counts, yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I ate one.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope. But I had undercooked fish fingers.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not on purpose.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Don't do skinny.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Someone's heart? Probably not.
Ever been Drunk: I'm drunk now.
Ever been called a Tease: On occasion.
Ever been Beaten up: I've been beaten down.
Ever Shoplifted: Not strong enough.
How do you want to Die: I don't! But if I DO - it's being tickled to death.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Older.
What country would you most like to Visit: Big Country.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Something with black in the middle and white round the edge.
Favourite Hair Color: I ain't no racist.
Short or Long Hair: Whereabouts?
Height: Taller than me.
Weight: Heavier than me.
Best Clothing Style: None.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Nurofen, Ibuprofen, Calpol......
Number of CDs I own: Lots. Too many. Not enough.
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: Two.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Forty eight.

My Blog

Bad Day

Bad Day. Everyone's unique Like everyone else To chose a path To chose your wealth Life, a show No rehearsal Once it's done No reversal Who's to say Heaven isn't hell And he who says May not tell Som...
Posted by Shazpot on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:37:00 PST

Left Behind

  Left Behind.   (INTRO) He doesn't know what they're shouting about The people try to hide their laughter behind Their briefcases, collars and ties.He turns to the crowd, gives them a song ...
Posted by Shazpot on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:38:00 PST

Another Time

Another Time.   She don't want to tell him yet She's been longing for the time To get it right But will he hear her now Will he feel the same as her Or just tonight   She wears the falsities...
Posted by Shazpot on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST

Counting The Minutes

Counting The Minutes. Sitting in a state of aggression Confusion, humour in it's finest hour All that I'm thinking is human Not electronic, not phonic or fake Just boredom turning me To something I...
Posted by Shazpot on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:34:00 PST

This Way

This Way.   Sat here watching him For the boy we saw it's time to go Heaven knows we'll miss him now But he don't even know His eyes they shine on through And the smile that graces his face glow...
Posted by Shazpot on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST

One Reason

One Reason. I don't like it when you smile at me Through lying teeth You're just the same as all the others there Out on the street You can go waste your time, your pay, your smiles On those the same ...
Posted by Shazpot on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST