Monica Lewinsky for President 2008! [D|O]

About Me

Hello America. My name is Monica Lewinsky. A few American's already know me for my multiple talents in life, but for those of you who don't please take this time to get to know me and my political standings. Together we can acheive wonderful things.
My main competitor in this election will be Hillary Rodham Clinton. Though she may be a worthy competitor, I feel that I am more qualified. I have direct experience with the White House staff, press and media of all sorts, I have many books published on me, President Clinton and myself have worked together head to head multiple times, I can make good handbags and budget my own handbag company (good experience to budget the nation), I am a Jew so I can put that Nazi Pope in his place, I appreciate HARD work and I have worked my way from bottom to top, and I feel that I can take America to it's fullest potential.
Do not vote for:
Vote for:
Monica Lewinsky '08.
FAQ:
This will be my first inspirational speech, written by my good friend Whitney Houston. This will be delivered at the first Republican Convention coming up!
"I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they posess inside, give them a sense of pride, to make it easier. Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be. Everybody's searching for a hero, people need someone to look up to. I never found anyone who fullfilled my needs. A lonely place to be, and so I learned to depend on me. I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows. If I fail, If I succeed, atleast I lived as I believe. No matter what they take from me, they can't take away my dignity. Because the greatest love of all is happening to me, I found the greatest love all inside of me. The greatest love all is easy to achieve, learning to love yourself, it is the greatest love of all. And if by chance that special place that you've been dreaming of leads you to a lonely place, find your strength in love."
Remember, on your ballot, write in "LEWINSKY" for President!

My Interests

Everything that you are interested are my interests. Everything that you are not interested in, I am also not interested in.

I'd like to meet:

My campaign manager and Vice President candidate, Whitney Houston. Despite the untrue crack rumors, she is a wonderful negro. Let this election make history. First woman President, First Jew President, First African American Vice and Woman Vice. LEWINSKY/HOUSTON 2008!

Music:

Whitney Houston

Television:

CNN, C-Span, C-Span 2

Books:

My own personal biography.

Heroes:

Barbara Walters (BFFL!), Larry King, Whitney Houston, Bill Clinton, Marilyn Monroe, JFK, and Oprah!

My Blog

True Americans.

I currently messaged someone on my friend's list asking them if they would vote for me. This was their patriotic response: "Sure. You might blow a few issues, but you won't choke on the big ones." Wha...
Posted by Monica Lewinsky for President 2008! [D|O] on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:44:00 PST

Relationships

I've really been missing my Billy Willy lately, and who can blame me? He's so hot. Have a look for yourself: I miss him deeply. Usher and Alicia Keys have been inspiring me a lot lately. I ...
Posted by Monica Lewinsky for President 2008! [D|O] on Sat, 13 May 2006 08:59:00 PST

Campaigning

Over the past week and a half I have been gone, traveling up and down the East Coast spreading the word for this running of mine. Basically just driving up and down I-95 and stopping at every major ci...
Posted by Monica Lewinsky for President 2008! [D|O] on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 07:56:00 PST