~*Krazie Jippsie*~ (Dr. Leash)

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 what's up buddy? so you want to know about me, do ya? well i am quite the complex conpendium of facsinating facts and thrilling tales... or atleast i like to believe i am. I like to have fun and i firmly believe in doing things my own way. I appreciate non-stupidity, but i believe that there are stupid people so i have someone to laugh at. I love to laugh. I like to sleep in my car and I only wash my hair every 3 days. if that grosses you out, then don't be my friend! I only like chinese food on wednesdays and saturdays.... and every third friday of the month. I am a superhero, like a robin hood of sorts- steal from the rich, give to the poor... that whole song and dance. I have a very low tolerance for ignorance, which is an all too common trait among people. I love the rain, summer nights, and BLTs. if you have any questions, please feel free to ask... Just remember- Once expanded to the dimensions of a LARGER IDEA, the mind never returns to it's original size.

My Interests

Anthropology, Movies, Science, Music, Sleep, animalia chordata vertebrata mammalia, art, baseball, bingo, breaking social norms, cartwheels, chambara, cheese, chicago the musical, chicken run, comedians, comedy, computers, cookies, cowboys, dancing, dirty dancing, dna, douglas adams, dragons, duct tape man, eddie izzard, edward gorey, fire, fish, food, football, forensics, frogs, gypsies, hip hop, history, hitting people with newspapers, hollywood, hugging, ice cream, improv, it hurts so good, jazz, johnny depp, karaoke, kicking mushrooms, kissing, law, law & order: svu, lemurs, livejournal, los angeles, lotr, magic, magic fingers, magic tricks, mountains, mummies, museums, piggies, pirate movies, pirates, primates, sewing, shiny things, smiling, snuggling, softball, spring, staples office superstore, summer, superheros, swimming, swing dancing, swing music, taco bell, the beach, the princess bride, tombs, turtles

I'd like to meet:

drunk middle-aged men...

Music:

All things 80s, anything by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rooney, 3 Doors Down, Dave Matthews, Matchbox20, Funk, Rap, Classical, Rock, Oldies...

Movies:

Pirates of the Carribean, The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Ocean's Eleven (the new one), National Treasure (ye-ah!), Finding Nemo, Steel Magnolias, Mermaids, Shrek (1 & 2), The Italian Job...

Television:

i prefer WONKAVISION

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Life the Universe and Everything....

Heroes:

SAND WOMAN! Villians? The Silverware Bandits!

My Blog

3 things i hate.. in blog form...

These are mostly small observations that just irk me... I wish myspace whores would die...1) sheep- or at least wolves in sheeps clothing.. Example? people who post pictures in their myspace gallery o...
Posted by ~*Krazie Jippsie*~ (Dr. Leash) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I like mayonnaise

did you ever notice how many people don't like mayonnaise? I love the stuff... i don't really know why... I hate when people call it cow cum or whatever, because that is just gross.... but i really li...
Posted by ~*Krazie Jippsie*~ (Dr. Leash) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the Chrismahanukwanzica Spirit

1. Reply to this post if you want me to tell you how cool you are! 2. Watch my journal over the next few days for a post just about you and why I think you rock my socks. 3. Post these instructi...
Posted by ~*Krazie Jippsie*~ (Dr. Leash) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

~Krazie Jippsie~ (Dr. Leash)

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