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Nicola

About Me

I am so fucking great. I hate when others try to be as great as me. Why do other people even try? God. MySpace Layouts

My Interests

My intrests include myself, my fake ass friends, my dot head boyfriend, and the usage of the word strumpet. I also like to get drunk and act like a slut. I think I'm soo fucking cool cause I smoke pot (I really don't I just say I do, cause I'm so great). Oh, and I love my nose, its almost as big as my ego. I think if I tried, I could stick a whole strumpet up there. But my favorite thing to do is to remind everyone that they are inferior to me. I will go out of my way and waste my "precious time" to do so.

I'd like to meet:

Myself, or atleast people like myself (since no one is as great as me).

Books:

I like books that have big words, so I can brag that I read and feel superior, or books that have the word strumpet in it (I have an unnatural obsession with the word strumpet, can you tell).

Heroes:

Me! Duh!

My Blog

Fuck Blogs

Blogs are stupid. No one care about you or what you have to say, why bother posting a blog. Fuck you and your strumpets!
Posted by Nicola on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:18:00 PST