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King of the 'Tards

About Me

I recently had an interesting conversation with an older married couple while I was fixing their cable TV service. In the course of the conversation, I mentioned that I was divorced, and the woman immediately asked if I wanted to meet a nice girl. She was making reference to her daughter that had just gone through a divorce, as well.Without hesitation, I smiled, looked over at her husband, then back to her and said "No. I want to meet a bad girl. I was married to a nice woman. I want to meet a girl who can act nice, but when its just the two of us, I want a naughty girl.The man was laughing his ass off. The woman was still trying to find a picture of her daughter, telling me how she's lost a lot of weight. Then she mentioned her daughter's two kids.I finished fixing their cable, looked at my watch and said I had a lot of other appointments I needed to get to, and I enjoyed chatting, but I gotta go. Bye!Aside from that, if there's anything at all you want to know about me, feel free to ask.
You Are An ENTJ
The Executive
You are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others.
Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise.
Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow.
You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence.
You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant. What's Your Personality Type?

Your result for The Supervillain Archetype Test...

The Psycho

The Psycho stalks the dreams of everyone; hero, civilian, and even fellow villains. Nobody and nothing is safe from you, and you're loving every minute of it.

You don't really have a goal; you kill, steal, destroy and otherwise cause mayhem because you can. Psychos don't need a reason for what they do, they just do it. Want to kick a puppy? Go ahead. Psychos do what the voices tell them to do, without regrets. In essence, they may be the purest beings on Earth. Because of their omnicidal tendencies, Psychos almost never work in groups of more than two.

The main weakness of the Psycho is his greatest strength; his insanity. While his crazy makes him unpredictable, it also makes him stupid, at times. Easy to trick. A Psycho could be caught by the world's biggest mousetrap if you put a big enough piece of cheese on it.

Sample Psychos: Carnage, Bane, Jack the Ripper

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Romantic || 10%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Blog

If It Doesn't Feel Right. . . . .

I saw an ad recently on Craigslist, offering DVD's for $7, or 4 for $20.I called the number, and at first it didn't work (the number you havedialed, seven zero four,four five eight, zero one three eig...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jan 2010 07:40:00 GMT

Why Do Women Fake Orgasms?

I read a few good jokes recently, just thought I'd save 'em.  Enjoy =] After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is   still alive", Osama himself decided to send George...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 04:06:00 GMT

I Love Technology

OK, so I suppose the first question might be: What does technology have to do with Romance and relationships? Obviously, you’ve never dealt with internet dating. I’ve been involved, off an...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:21:00 GMT

My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards!You start  out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.Then, you  wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are  kick...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:34:00 GMT

So, You Think You’re Ready for Kids...

Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books   and decorating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for   expectant parents to take to prepare themselves for th...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:37:00 GMT

Just What We Need

I just watched a video clip from CNN that I thought was   enlightening. House minority leader John Boehner called the   immigration legislation working its way through congres...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:47:00 GMT

Changes In Attitudes, Changes In Latitudes

There comes a time when a man reflects on where he is in life, where he expected to be, his successes, achievements, failures and shortcomings.  Like now, as I approach the 1 year mark on Match.c...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:33:00 GMT

Same As It Ever Was

"We trained hard, but it seemed every time we were beginning   to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to   learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:06:00 GMT

Eventually, She’ll Learn Her Place

Not quite grasping the sanctity of "Monday Night Football,"   my girfriend plunked down next to me one Monday night to   chat. I was distracted by the action on TV, and after ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 17:37:00 GMT

Nightmare

I just woke from a nightmare. I dreamt that my partner (I don't know if she was my wife, fiance', or just a significant other) and I were trying to get pregnant.  The biological clock had ticked ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:04:00 GMT