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About Me

Well, here's what I have to say about myself....I'm different, yep, i'm defo not your average 18 year old that's for sure.I love attention and I HATE being ignored.All though I sometimes have the habbit of ignoring other people-lol-but it's not that I ignore them on purpose I just have the habbit of puttin my 'blinkers' on sometimes....I also can not bare patronizing or intimating people-or people in authority who take there job faaaar 2 seriously-lighten up 4 god's sake!I also am in a cronic man hating mood at the moment as there isnt enough decent ones around there-their all fuckin little pathetic neds who rev around in there cars with there pathetic muuuusic.And all the ones I 4t were decent Iv been with-no I'm not the local bike.And no this isnt a call out 2 all thoose pervs out there in outa Mongolia 2 start askin me 4 my msn-coz im more then a 'fit body' all riiiight?????-But it is a call out 2 all the decent guys near-by out there 2 crawl out 4rm underneath there stones or where ever their hiding...Oh yeah and one other thing, I'm also a cronic tease-bigstyley...especially under the influence of achohol...My main purporse on earth is to live and breath creativity, I think creativity is the most beautiful thing whether it is through music, poetry, art, drama or dance or any other forms.I'ts really the only thing that matters to me and I simply can't understand people that can't appreciate any of the arts.Or who can't simply open there minds and just let go!-yeh, I know what your thinking she's proberly just some hippy that's on wacky bakky and is sletherin shite.Well,im not.I luuurv creative people of any kind I find them the easyest to get along with due to most creative people having an open mind.I seriously find it hard to talk to any1 that doesnt have an open mind.Or who looks down or sneers on anything u have to say that may be too far out of their 'spectical'.Oh yeah, and I HATE NEEEEEDS!!!!!-and any of the little pathetic people who decide 2 join ridiculous little cults and whom arent open minded enough 2 stand out.I hate rough people,tarts, slappers, rowdy football surporters and people who claim bloody benifits when they can bloody work!!!!!-and use up all the bloody cancel houses!!My other purpose is to become a world famous fashion designer-or if that fails I surpose a textiles designer will do-I long to have my own business and to start from one shop and if that succeeds then to expand.I lurrrrrv the colour pink especially flouresent pink annnnd here's an unuasal fact for all u people out there fat and thin did u know pink is the most popular colour in hookers wardrobes-and no, I'm not a hooker.But yes people should wear brighter coulours as Britain is such a dull nation-we need 2 brighten it up a little!!!Oh yeah and a liitle big howdy hooo 2 all my little peeps out there-That's all the originals lel,Hozy and all the others coz i be bothered to go through all the names-therez about 10 of us.The college people...Ang the pang, Sam the man-not the granny-hehe lil old Ruth, Lysanne and many others-my higher Eng class nuttyest buddae in the wooorld becca-as nuts as nuts gets and a big helOOOOO to the old work crew-who i miss SOOOOO much especially my partner in crime Breige-hehe and a big hello 2 every1 in between Ashley-ye auldie bus buddy and fellow crazy gemini and carrie-who is she???oh and my new found peep lil emily-who id heard sooo much about for years!-and now it seems like ive known her for years!! and ofcourse what the world be without my fellow plasic whom I met in the wonderful dred toilets...millie!!!..remember....are u steff's sista?..hehe and ofcourse the wonderful steff she is so amazing makes me piss myself laughing and is always there in times of need especially whn i get drunk and have a feel sorry for myself moment.and ofcourse all the dred people who are all wonderful and individual.I looove u allll...godamit!I will add more to this random rant about me section but as 4 now im toooo tired-lol
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My Interests

I lurrrrrrrrv going out all nite disapeaaring and not returning till the early hours of the morning-and no I'm not an owl-but I wish I was! I luuuuurv shopping shopping shopping wi palz(hozy and lelly especially)-not dion or becca coz I alwayz end up skint-damn u rich biatches! and choosing outfits with my wonderful taste that make people want to voice an opinion! I love cruising wi pals on suuuny days meeting strange and wonderful people, going to house party galore getting drunk galooore -painting and sketching beautiful outfits for my fashion business of the future...-Oh and I h8 sports so dnt evn ask bout that I stay skinny mainly due to the amount of fufilling and wonderful fresh food I eat-and no prosessed shit-coz I dnt wana look like the big a!-But I do like horse riding when I can rub 2 pennyz together-allthough iv not been for donkeyz- sooo save a horse ride a cow boy la de daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

I'd like to meet:

well in general I would ike 2 meet some eccentric individuals who actually have something interesting to say and generally nice people and no pervz aloud!-so dnt even consider being added!and on the famous side of things I'd like 2 meet...Johnny Depp Johnny Depp Johnny Depp- yum yum yum!Russell Brand coz hez soooooo sexy and strange mmmmmmmErin o connor-coz shez beautiful intlectul and differentSimon Amstell coz hez soooooOOOOO funnyand Dolly Parton coz shez soooooo cooland Sharon Osbourneand Preston from the ordoinary boyzoh and if Audrey hepburn was still alive i would love 2 meet her!

Music:

I lurv kanye west and looads of r and b music infact I lurv music from virtually any era and every type of music apart from pop -(ofcourse) and manufactured shity boy/gal bandz oh and heavy deaf metal-yes deaf metal becoz u wud hav 2 b deaf 2 listen 2 it. one day I will write a list with the endless amount of amazing tasteful music which I just luuuurv but untill then-Im 2 tired and......................BLAH!

Movies:

My fav movie in the world eva eva would have to be city of angels it's such an emotionaly moving film and every time i watch it I seem to find more hiddenin meanings in it -its soooo beautifully filmed and captured and it only gets better every time I watch it!-oh and here are sum othaz . . .Goodfella's an amaaaazing gangster film and-(I'm sorry godfather fans) but it beats any other gangster film hands down because unlike the gofather it doesnt become endless and go on and on and oooooon-therez only sooo much u can take of a guy wi a funny jaw who has problems prounouncing his words properly atleast the lead of the goodfellaz has a stunna of a lead character if u by any chance don't enjoy an AMAZING film...chicago amaaaaazing-but not as good as the play which I have been to see of course.Grease, flashdance,little women bridget jones and others which I can't remember but will one day mention when Im not half asleepbut one thing I cant stand is stupid teen movies with perfetic humour and punch lines and perfetic actors-oh and cheesy american action films were the americans alwayz win through blah de blah therz alwayz a foresee able ending. -perfectic horror films also annoy me I prefer horror films which are atmospheric -like the blair Witch project etc then horror films that show u every thing and leave little to the imagination-they are perfectic and the director should be shot!

Television:

These dayz I have little time to watch telly -proberly mostly because therez only a ton of SHITE on it these dayz. But I lurv scrubs, the simpsonz, totally frank -oh and I used to like pop world before simon and miquita left-so annoying coz the new preenters r a livin disaster and the gal is trying soo hard to be miquita while the guy is trying sooo hard to be sumthing!corrie -now again emmerdale-oooh and I am seriously anticipating the new series of lost-and people stop trying to tell me what hapens in it -because it is seriously annoying!-(aslong as Tom sawyer doesnt die I'm not bothered-lol)

Books:

I love reading and used to read all the time when I was a squid but since I dnt really have alot of spare time these dayz I usually will get a quick read of a book every now and again but I would say it is something I really love 2 do if I do get a spare chance.I love the Harry potter books, the Phillip Pullman-(if thats how u spell it) books.The Malorie Blackman set of books-Kife edge etc etc.... little Women of course -and generally a mixture of books which may fall under the fantasy catigory-but aslong as there not to 'away wi the fairys' fantasy-I love books that stay true to life or are based on true life events-or books that leave you thinking-or crying even!and especially books that leave you on edge-jk rowling has the habbit of doing this at the end of each chapter and especially and the end of each book.

Heroes:

My heroes are: Audrey Hepburn because she has the most classical natural beauty and such a beautiful grace she did alot for charity especially later on in her life and was jus as normal as everyone else! Erin o' connor- for any of you uneducated idiots who dnt know who she is she is the dark haired women who models in the m&s adverts.And who carrys the most amazing beauty wonderfully-she isnt your typical perfecticly tanned califorian looking biatch -and she teaches people that -natural tans arent healthy!!!-There for perfectic superficial bimbo's!-she is well educated and knowz her own mind-unlike the stoner Kate Moss-who has the looks just not the brain!-she went through alot as a child and and I think she is a living exsample to us one and all!-Oh and Nicole Kidmen is amaaazing aswell but thats another story for another time-lol.

My Blog

and did i mention?

my wonderful day of graduating was followed by a wonderful nite at the dred-all thankz 2 the wonderful parents who decided 2 randomly give me dosh 4 graduating-whoohoo! so jst the normal madness.. han...
Posted by XxX MiSs TiFfAnY XxX on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:33:00 PST

Graduating 4rm the buckfast college...lol

Yesterday i graduated!-whoohoo! Was so cool wearing the gown except... The pins kept falling out of my hood-and i had 2 get it fixed-twice!!! and the little bit that attached 2 the butt...
Posted by XxX MiSs TiFfAnY XxX on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:15:00 PST

Amazing! -please read on!

LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only ...
Posted by XxX MiSs TiFfAnY XxX on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST

Miss Tiffany's night of excellence...

Me and ash kicked it up big styley as miss hepburn and miss Monroe for our long awaited halloween spectacular!!! Except my hair came undone-argh-and his old dude was like'audrey hen, uv let urself go!...
Posted by XxX MiSs TiFfAnY XxX on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

To every girl ):

To every girl thatdresses cute, not skanky.To every girl whowants to be called beautiful, not hot.To every girl that will spend her whole daylooking for the perfect present for you.To every girl who g...
Posted by XxX MiSs TiFfAnY XxX on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 03:11:00 PST

Making the doggies smile!

Today, me and Ang did a very generous thing.. Stop! wait! yes, I know ur about to die from shock, but don't! We painted our very own design in one of the kennels at west calder dog home-and no, we did...
Posted by XxX MiSs TiFfAnY XxX on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

tiny 'squeak!'

ya, I had a V embarassin incident in the burgh 2day i was walking bk 4rm college frm princes srt down 2 the waverly train station dwn the little hill whn i fell smack right on 2 my face!!-eek! i hit m...
Posted by XxX MiSs TiFfAnY XxX on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:19:00 PST

Holly!!

Me and the family went 2 the dog home 2day and were gonna b re-homing a 3 year old half black lab half rotweiler called Holly-she was born in the dog home then taken on by a pregnant mum who decided a...
Posted by XxX MiSs TiFfAnY XxX on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:00:00 PST

The person with the best answers wins a ...

  1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. What do you think of me?5. Do you like me?6. What's the best memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friend...
Posted by XxX MiSs TiFfAnY XxX on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:39:00 PST

gentlemen hmmmm...whateva happened to them?

"is it there in ur heart ache, waiting on some beautiful boy to save you from your own ways. u play forgiveness watchin out here he comes, he doesnt look a thing like jesus but he talks like a gentle...
Posted by XxX MiSs TiFfAnY XxX on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:06:00 PST