Buster Keaton, after that time machine I'm building in my basement takes me back to 1921. Provided, that is, that I've already had time to have a few of Marcel Duchamp's babies. Then maybe I'll give up men entirely for Josephine Baker. She can then absorb my bastard children in her Parisian "rainbow village." EVERYONE's happy!
Buster Keaton - (1921)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLrHwV0hlDI