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MIKE

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I AM INCREDIBLY MELLOW. I GET ALONG WITH MOST EVERYONE I MEET. IF MY IPOD WAS A PERSON I'D HAVE SEX WITH IT. I AM THE VERY DEFINITION OF A PARADOX. I THINK I'M PRETTY SIMPLE, BUT I'M TOLD I'M COMPLEX. I LIKE TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE TALK. ROAD TRIPS ARE AWESOME. I LIKE DRIVING WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN. I COULD LIVE OFF CHICKEN STRIPS AND RANCH. I LIKE TO WRITE DOWN WHAT I'M THINKING. GETTING RANDOM PHONE CALLS AT 3 IN THE MORNING DOES NOT MAKE ME MAD. WALKING SLOWLY IS FUN, PEOPLE SHOULD DO IT MORE. I'D RATHER GO CAMPING. I LIKE RIDING MY BIKE TO THE BEACH. I DON'T DRINK, BUT I LIKE BARS. DIGITAL JUKEBOXES ARE MY REFUGE. INDEPENDENT MOVIES ARE USUALLY BETTER THAN BLOCKBUSTERS. I HAVE A FEAR OF DROWNING. I LIKE QUOTING MOVIES. I THINK I COULD TALK FOR AN ENTIRE DAY IN MOVIE QUOTES. I LIKE TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND FAILING SO MISERABLY. I LIKE SARCASM. I LAUGH WHEN PEOPLE TRIP AND FALL. I LIKE HOW QUIET IT IS EARLY IN THE MORNING. MY DOG IS AWESOME. I LAUGH A LOT CAUSE IT'S LIKE DOING A BUNCH OF SIT-UPS. I MAKE NOISES IN MY SLEEP. I DROVE TO VANCOUVER ONCE. I PAY STRANGERS COMPLIMENTS CAUSE IT MIGHT UNEXPECTEDLY MAKE THEIR DAY. PEOPLE SHOULD GIVE ME A WAVE WHEN I LET THEM CHANGE LANES IN FRONT OF ME. I LIKE MY COUCH. I LIKE WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE HAPPY. I WISH MY LIFE WAS ON FILM CAUSE I THINK IT'D BE FUNNY. I'M WRONG MORE OFTEN THAN I'D LIKE TO ADMIT . I LIKE MYSELF WHEN I'M HAPPY. I DON'T LIKE MYSELF WHEN I'M SAD. I'M NOT SAD VERY OFTEN.

My Interests

SPORTS, READING, MOVIES, POKER, MUSIC, AND SLEEPING.

I'd like to meet:

CARMEN SAN DIEGO (SHE'S SO DAMN ELUSIVE), THE DUDE, ROYAL TENENBAUM, MAX FISCHER, OPTIMUS PRIME.

Music:

FOO FIGHTERS, THE SHINS, THE STROKES, 311, INCUBUS, WEEZER, PEPPER, THE WHITE STRIPES, KEANE, JACK JOHNSON, THE APPLESEED CAST, COLDPLAY, SUBLIME, YELLOWCARD, FLOGGING MOLLY, MODEST MOUSE, EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY, BAND OF HORSES, MATT POND PA, DREDG, THE KILLERS, THE STREETS, SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE, BOB MARLEY, JAMES TAYLOR, THE BEATLES, JOHNNY CASH, FRANK SINATRA...THE LIST COULD GO ON AND ON.

Movies:

BRAVEHEART, THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, PULP FICTION, THE GODFATHER, MILLER'S CROSSING, AMERICAN HISTORY X, ON THE WATERFRONT, GARDEN STATE, LOST IN TRANSLATION, GOOD WILL HUNTING, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, BAND OF BROTHERS, TOMBSTONE, L.A. CONFIDENTIAL, OUT OF SIGHT, MEMENTO, HEAT, SWINGERS, RESERVIOR DOGS, FIGHT CLUB, ROUNDERS, RUDY, THE UNTOUCHABLES, THE GOONIES, TOMMY BOY, HAPPY GILMORE, DAZED AND CONFUSED, OFFICE SPACE, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, RUSHMORE, AGAIN...THE LIST COULD GO ON AND ON.

Television:

THE WEST WING, JEOPARDY, THE SIMPSONS, THE FAMILY GUY, THE OFFICE, 24, ENTOURAGE, THE SOPRANOS, THE COLBERT REPORT, SPORTSCENTER.

Books:

THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE, THE ALCHEMIST, THE LORD OF THE RINGS, THE GODFATHER, WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS, THE DAVINCI CODE, THE GRAPES OF WRATH, BAND OF BROTHERS, OF MICE AND MEN, THE KILLER ANGELS.

Heroes:

"DUFUS" FROM DUCKTALES (I CAN'T HELP BUT ADMIRE A FAT DUCK OBSESSED WITH MERIT BADGES)

My Blog

The Neverending Search

It seems like we spend our entire lives searching for something. We search for reasons to give our life meaning. We search for inspiration to keep ourselves going. We search for hope to get ourselves ...
Posted by MIKE on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:49:00 PST

Moments of Inspiration

My life, for the most part, is organized chaos. I seldom have a firm grasp on the reality of my own life because that reality is so fleeting. It comes and goes and leaves me drowning in an ocean of un...
Posted by MIKE on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

Windows down, Music up!

Some days it feels like the world is conspiring to destroy any sense of purpose or desire in life; to upset the delicate and fragile balance that yields even the most insignificant...
Posted by MIKE on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:51:00 PST

The Road Less Traveled

Two roads diverged in a yellow woodAnd sorry I could not travel bothAnd be one traveler, long I stoodAnd looked down one as far as I couldTo where it bent in the undergrowthThen took the other as just...
Posted by MIKE on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:01:00 PST

a moment of bliss

it was a cold and melancholy night tonight. a night which began at the lovable hole that is the "thirsty isle". music was played, beer was downed, and jon took a pool cue to the middle of the back. wa...
Posted by MIKE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

everyone gets a clean slate!

THIS IS WHY I LOVE NEW YEARS. EVERYONE GETS A NEW CHANCE. EVERYONE! USUALLY AT THIS TIME, EVERYONE IS CURSING THE PAST YEAR AND REMEMBERING HOW AWFUL IT WAS. AND MAYBE IT WAS AND MAYBE IT WASN'T REALL...
Posted by MIKE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST