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o.k. let me bring you up to speed, my name is Joe Turner-Bone but i have a large collection of nick names admittadly mainly given by myself - jam master joe, t-bone, turbo (i believe that one is ironic), beer monster, the pizza machine etc. most of my friends have fucked off to uni which i admit is both very gash an shitty as i miss the madness that is d the coolness that is al an the wayneness that is wayne. because of this i see way to much of mix master max, my hard rocking amigo an slim (dont ask). also thiers no drinking partner like a t-bone cos we are magical an rad. iapart from that i hail from the fair land of hull pronounced ULL. im about 6'6" i love metal an rock n' roll in all forms apart form maybe power metal, dont do much else other then go drink with my friends at my local watering holes its a tough job but someone has to keep mansfield an boddingtons in business. i like to think i can play guitar but am infact shit. im a plumber, i give a special dicount to attractive young females especially if there brunette, its a company policy. im also a reverend in the life church an as a result i can marry people an its legal in america, as a result of this i am a serial bigamist although wife number 1 is lucy. i am also training to become the 5th teenage mutant ninja turtle only a couple more months with splinter and im there. if i had one wish it would be to have wolverines powers. also i really hate wearing socks they fucking piss me off. emo song

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My Interests

gettin drunk and headbanging its the only way to fly an if you dont like it fuck on an die. (im a poet an i do know it)
.. You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He's got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Storm. He doesn't like to follow orders which pisses Cyclops off. He has terrible memories from the experimentation done on him at Weapon X. Even though he doesn't show it, he loves the X-Men. Powers: Fast healing and adamantium skeleton and claws.

Wolverine


90%

Colossus


80%

Iceman


70%

Jean Grey


60%

Cyclops


55%

Gambit


40%

Rogue


35%

Nightcrawler


30%

Emma Frost


25%

Storm


25%

Beast


20%
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I'd like to meet:

more of you earth people, as you fasinate me.. also i have met the metal lord nown as lemmywidth="425" height="350" ..

Music:

im a funky freestlyer who is metal thrashing mad so audioslave, faith no more, hed (pe), incubus, primus, rage against the machine, red hot chilli peppers, beastie boys, foo fighters, a, motorhead, ac/dc, black sabbath, ozzy, black label society, pearl jam, soulfly, white zombie, rob zombie, the darkness, judas priest, megadeth, the wildhearts, slash's snakepit, thin lizzy, nirvana, zz top, silverchair, kiss, guns n' roses, madness, areosmith, anthrax, testament, metallica, jimi hendrix, the beach boys, the macc lads, pantera, steve vai, joe satriani, ugly kid joe, saxon, soundgarden, pitchshifter, queen, offspring, transplants, alkaline trio, distillers, dream theatre, alice cooper, blues brothers, skindred, t-rex, velvet revolver,le shed, bb king,cacophony, children of bodom,clutch, disturbed, drowning pool, sepultura, john lee hooker, kid rock, johnny cash, lynard skynard, machine head, soil, system of a down, municipal waste, short sharp shock, evile and the answer im sure theres other stuff but thats mainly what i listen to other
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Movies:

favourite film of all time has to be the blue's brothers its fuckimg amazing, plus most of robert rodrigezs stuff plus anything thats not pretentious, love superhero films cos i think i am one, apart from electra that was fucking gash.

Television:

Family guy, simpsons, superhero cartoons, normal cartoons as well for that matter, an kids show things like even stevens, shit like thatYour results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 100% Green Lantern 75% Hulk 65% Catwoman 60% Spider-Man 55% The Flash 40% Robin 35% Wonder Woman 30% Supergirl 20% Superman 15% Batman 5% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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Books:

why read books, the best ones get made into films anyway... is what some people think, but not me. i love reading its brilliant, best thing ever really not boring at all. i read quite a bit to be fair read quite a few autobiographies. lemmies was awesome "white line fever" read a few books on th mafia as well
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jam master joe
Birthday: 14th april 1987
Birthplace: hull
Current Location: home
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'6''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white
Your Weakness: fun loving party girls
Your Fears: death
Your Perfect Pizza: a medium size base ut should be soft but cooked an not to doughy, a rich tomato sauce an as much meat as possble
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: can you put vowls in your words its just that im new to this
Thoughts First Waking Up: my bed is too nice an its cold out there
Your Best Physical Feature: forearms or calfs lol
Your Bedtime: early cos i get up at 6 most days
Your Most Missed Memory: the lads always been aroud an not getting stupid educations for no reason
Pepsi or Coke: depends
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king macdonalds is like fried shit although they do do a good shake
Single or Group Dates: dont even think ive ever been on a date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: liptons mmmm
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Swear: like a docker
Do you Shower Daily: meh, i shower when i need to
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: no its boring
Do you want to get Married: i already am to about 15 different people
Do you belive in yourself: at times
Do you think you are Attractive: nothing special
Are you a Health Freak: hahahahahahhahaha
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah really well
Do you like Thunderstorms: i guess so
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah crimbo shopping
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: twice daily
Ever been called a Tease: all the time
Ever been Beaten up: hahahahahahaha
Ever Shoplifted: nah
How do you want to Die: i dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: wolverine or rapheal, probably wolverine that bit more cos lets face it whos gonna wanna fuck a giant green turtle
What country would you most like to Visit: anywhere but germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not that botherd
Favourite Hair Color: not that bothered just no ginners
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: fairly tall or it will just look ridiculas
Weight: not skinny dont wanna feel like im gonna break something
Best Clothing Style: metal
Number of Piercings: whatever
Number of Tattoos: love tattooed birds
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none for i am never wrong
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Heroes:

Zakk Wylde, Jim Carrey, Wolverine, mike myers, and any one who shredds better then me oh an a special mention to the big man - lemmy

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Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.

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My Blog

ive got issues, i love this song

its not my fault i love the blues an the horns sound great, who im i kiddin its catchy as fuck as she is propar sexy hmmmmmmmmPosted By:Adam Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Jam Master Joe on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:45:00 PST

Into The Pitt

went to bradford rio's to see testament on tuesday night and it was fucking awesome. the two warm up bands though were pretty wank though an the second band were playing really small guitars, wierd. t...
Posted by Jam Master Joe on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:21:00 PST

the thrax is back

suck me sideway's. went to see anthrax last night and it was fucking awesome probably the best show ive ever been to (an ive seen a few shows in my time). the thrax were on amazing form last night wit...
Posted by Jam Master Joe on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 11:35:00 PST