You fought the Law but the Law Won!

About Me

Firstly . . .Don't forget it you bastads !
Me Me Me:
My name is Laura but my friends call me Lawraaaa, Snora or most recently HATFIELD! I'm 2tee1 years old, no longer a teenager but i still rebel! Rebelion is the way to go! I live in b e a utiful Hatfield in which Chang quite clearly pointed out, is falling down and by this we mean sinking! Yes u read correctly - sinking! I am currently not bumming around and doing something with my life, working in the coolest of cool shops - Moist. So make sure you come in and buy stuff you bastads! I have a gorgeous boyfriend otherwise known as Basil, he is the best thing thats EVER happened to me! I Love You. I like randomness incase you hadn't already noticed? When i get bored i like to write meaningless tat, which is sometimes rather amusing, (so keep posted on my blogs & bulletins!) I like going to gigs however have lost touch in attending since i have become a right little housewife lol! I love dancing about being a div occasionly attempting air guitar style stances. Occasionly though i fool myself into thinking i am a drummer and the pub table or bar top gets a thrashing! I can bend my fingers in a slightly bizarre fashion. . . and in doing so have created no feeling what-so-ever in my hands. If you know of any circus people looking for 'Amazing Hand Girl' then reply accordingly! I am a very good judge in character. . . I HATE showoffs/know it alls. . . I can't stand spiders. . . & i trust nobody especially gingers (sorry) well Cilla Black is an exception to this rule! Basically i'm waiting for my luck to change, win at Bingo, or marry a bill yon air (watch out dellboy)!If i was a Rich girl na na na na na na na na na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . .
I say what ? far too much . . .
I have a fringe and wear dresses far more than any average person!
My hands are freakishly more bendy than the average person!
Me Me Me:
I
Rave On !

My Interests

To put it bluntly, I wanna be a Klaxon. . .

I got found in a garbage can in the oh-so BOURGEOIS 80'S but i scrubbed up pretty well i guess??? People are ALL germs! You would ALL still

I'd like to meet:

TUBES, ROCKET AND TRAMP ! I would challenge them to a dance off! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST DANCE OFF YET !

CARL IS A BIT SPECIAL, I'D MARRY HIM IN A MINUTE!

ELVIS IS NOT CALLED THE KING FOR NOTHING. . .

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Music:

PUMP UP THE VOLUME . . . DANCE DANCE! YOU MAKE ME WANNA DANCE LIKE A SMALL AFRICAN AMERICAN STREET DANCER !

Movies:

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Television:

Neighbours

Books:

Laura doesn't know her destiny: Although she loves, she fights against the wind. Underneath this dark proclivity Remains the sunlight of her mystery: A passion her reluctance can't transcend
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Heroes:

Random Peroxide Blondes!

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My Blog

BLUE.

BLUE IS A FOUR LETTER WORD . . . BLUE peter is a children's TV programme.BLUE sky on a sunny day.BLUE cheese was discovered by accident.BLUE is electric.Police wear BLUE uniforms.Sirens are BLUE.BLUE ...
Posted by You fought the Law but the Law Won! on Sun, 27 May 2007 01:30:00 PST

White is White.

WHITE WHITE WHITE . . . WHITE is the colour associated with peace.WHITE poppies a for a culture of peace.Play that funky music WHITE boy.Good guys don't always wear WHITE.WHITE goes well with almost ...
Posted by You fought the Law but the Law Won! on Sun, 27 May 2007 01:11:00 PST

RED is hot.

RED IS THE NEW BLACK . . . RED on a flag is a symbol of defiance.RED is angry.RED is Rudolph's nose.RED = Brits abroad.RED coats are Butlins uniforms.RED means STOP!RED lights mean brothel.RED bloode...
Posted by You fought the Law but the Law Won! on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

It's fun to be a girl. We get to giggle and cry and throw hissy fits and keep diaries and gossip and care about stuff without having to feel like a fag about it. We even get to vote hooray...
Posted by You fought the Law but the Law Won! on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:25:00 PST

Lawraaaaa 2006

1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before? *Went to Spain 2. Did you keep your New Years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year? *Yes, well kinda i quit smoking for 3months b...
Posted by You fought the Law but the Law Won! on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:24:00 PST

WIZ BIT

Right did anyone have a WizBit teddy when they were young? I had a clear out today & found mine looking quite freaky!Bearing in mind i was a tiny tot when the program aired i do remember the song....
Posted by You fought the Law but the Law Won! on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:44:00 PST

to be continued. . . continued once more!

So up the stairs to find Tommy with a roller pretending to paint Shelfords bedroom walls, whilst i hear Max shout noooooo put the filler down! We decide to bundle everyone downstairs and start d...
Posted by You fought the Law but the Law Won! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST

Contnued. . .

. . . continued So after being greeted by the Wrecka himself we all make way to the front door but are side tracked when we notice a huge cut just below his left eye. 'How the hell did u get th...
Posted by You fought the Law but the Law Won! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:16:00 PST

THE BEST WEEKEND EVER!

Friday 13th - Klaxons ; ; Shit Disco - i got their drumstix &...
Posted by You fought the Law but the Law Won! on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST

How to get dressed-DRAINPIPES

So the world is apparently turning for the drainpipe. Wouldn't you know it? Now that you can get them in Asda, the more predatory fashion weekly glossies are beginning to question their ri...
Posted by You fought the Law but the Law Won! on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 09:34:00 PST