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About Me

I'm Erik! call me Maple! I'm a pretty chill guy! People like me! I'm a scholar! The other day I brought sexy back! And that's all you need to know! -“Never for a second did I think of myself as the sexiest guy in the world. When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.” -Jack Black

My Interests

I've been thinking alot of school. Not only going, but getting my teaching degree. To be a teacher. My knowledge of world geography is the best there is. I took it twice in high school so i figure i'd like to teach it. I first failed geography in the 9th grade because I spent too much time flirting with the cute girls at the school I was attending. I was also never checked-up on by my father, who to this day never knew I failed the class. He only thinks it was because of an error that i repeated the class. In order to graduate I had to take the class again my senior year. This I didnt mind because I was a different student by then. And now I was 4 years older than everyone else in the class, which is huge when youre still at that level. I got straight A's that year! Hoping my life would be spent treading the very same earth I was filling in with colored pencils. Drawing maps of the countries was one of the highlights of the course. I love to draw, as everyone who knows me can tell you. there were many a nights when I would tell a fellow person to give me a pen and some paper and ask what their favorite animal was. Music is yet another interest of mine. i can listen to songs and feel the words and beats as if i made them up and as if i was singing the lyrics to a crowd in front of me. Thats weird, because i got nervous at kareoke!!! i guess i like big crowds rather to small ones!

I'd like to meet:


MySpace Layouts & MySpace Graphics

Music:

Jason Mraz, Ben Folds, John Mayor, Dave Matthews Band, Jack Johnson, Bob Marley, No Doubt, Outkast, Third Eye Blind, Blue October, Gnarls Barkley, Bush, anything acoustic, and whatever I'm in the mood 4!

Movies:

I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang

Television:

scrubs is hilarious! I'm a closet O.C. fan! prison break! family guy! saved by the bell! heroes! Buffy the vampire slayer, robot chicken!!! -----------------------------------------------------------

Books:


I got this snazzy layout fromwhateverlife.com!

Heroes:

KELLEE

My Blog

F is for FARTS

There's a reason people use the phrase "timeless humor" when referring to the act of passing gas. That's because farts are always funny. Always! There's nothing in the world that's funnier than t...
Posted by ladies love my G'd up swagga on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:02:00 PST

bliggity blog blog

so im sittin at my computer contimplating life as i regularly do at one in the morning... eating this god forsaken snack called CRAISINS... sweetened dried cranberries... but for damn reason, theyre C...
Posted by ladies love my G'd up swagga on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

nightly newsletter of the insomiac

   oh damn! i cant ever seem to get to sleep. its the third night in a row that ive sat here, starring at whatever makes me stay awake, until early in the morning. its now 5:19 a.m.! its not...
Posted by ladies love my G'd up swagga on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 03:36:00 PST

early this morning

ok! well, its a little past 4 in the morning here and i just got tired of redoin my page.... i'll start again tomorrow.... i'm determined to have the balla-ist page EVA! peace kids
Posted by ladies love my G'd up swagga on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:03:00 PST

quoted anothers blog

got this from a great musician who will remain nameless for copyright reasons.... i dont know if its a crime to post sections from others blogs but here it is! i thought it was true and funny! enjoy! ...
Posted by ladies love my G'd up swagga on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:26:00 PST

oldie but goodie

hey! i was getting rid of all the blogs that i thought were stupid, which turned out to be all of them. but this one grabbed me because it was soooo dumb. its called "the woes of being me!" so it's an...
Posted by ladies love my G'd up swagga on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 09:18:00 PST