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z@rbi

the untied shoelaces of your life

About Me

Hi. I'm Sophy... and I'm not an alcoholic, I just figured that if I said I was then maybe you'd accept me. But it didn't help.

I like traffic lights...

Et je suis une agrafeuse qui adore manger les fourchettes

And when i grow up I want to be one of those people who write the subtitles for the foreign films on SBS...

If I try to draw on you it means I have a deep and unrequited desire to kill you by ink poisoning. Contrary to popular belief, it does not mean I love you. Don't take it personally. Love is an evil human construct. Like algebra.

VOUS ETES DES ESCARGOTS... Laughing wild amidst severest woe MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

hah.. interesting things?? like.. swearing at telemarketers?? :D
lame poetry
ancient rome
la france
boys who wear clothes (as opposed to ones... that dont)
lame music
sleeping on the train
singing in the rain
theatre of the absurd
medieval england
cinnamon pretzels
coffeeeee

I'd like to meet:

Aliens.. I'm getting rather sick of people... Mostly because they suck

... but if you're a person and you're really that lonely and you dont completely suck then [email protected] promises to save you from stuff (this includes but is not limited to... desperate solitude, the burning fires of hell, sparkly pink fluffy things, electric-shocking cookie jars, MDR TB, ridiculously inaccurately drawn maps, death by hippopotamus AND Heinrich Schliemann)

Music:

the shins
regina spektor
leonard cohen
architecture in helsinki
kate nash
fall out boy
olivia ruiz
musical music
norah jones
camille
brand new
supertramp
disney songs in french
harry and the potters (wizard rock ♥)
the mexican hat dance :P

Movies:

jeux d'enfants
mischief night
little miss sunshine
life of brian
todo sobre mi madre
pretty in pink
volver
the namesake
but im a cheerleader
brazil

Books:

the catcher in the rye ♥
white teeth
on beauty
laughing wild which is a play but who cares
american psycho
the rules of attraction
lolita
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
archy and mehitabel
behind the scenes at the museum
emotionally weird
the robber bride
the shipping news

Heroes:

holden caulfield (mine.. all mine ♥)
mandymandy (who is also a minoan)
rachel (who is also an awesome superhero)
hello kitty
tickle me elmo ;) (just because....)
seneca (he is my forever lover ♥ ♥ ♥ and also happens to be the sexiest man, alive or dead)

My Blog

tell sir thomas more, we’ve got another failed attempt

today i met a guy. his name was omar.we talked for a while but not very long because as you know very well the art of conversation eludes me at the best of times. that was sort of irrelevant, but...
Posted by z@rbi on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:38:00 PST

so much goodness in one tasty bite... *shudder*

i think this is indicative of how insane my family actually is. well a facet of their insanity anyway. i got home today and my mum says to me, sophy seeing as you've been 'good' this week (in comparis...
Posted by z@rbi on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:07:00 PST

on the radio

now i have no mroe reason to randomly talk in a jamaican acccent. tear. bonne chance pour l'examen de francais demain tout le monde! je suis nulle. woot. i sat outside for 1 hour and a half today...
Posted by z@rbi on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:40:00 PST

i miss youuu

Hey, remember that time when my favorite colors were pink and green?Hey, remember that month when I only ate boxes of tangerines? lazyyy. should be writing logbooks but cant be bothered to be totally ...
Posted by z@rbi on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 04:22:00 PST

the dreams that you are burning....

wow. i dont know what to say. so happy/sad/happy. woot. adrenalin rushhh. ok. i just want to sayy. even though its totally like, lame. i love you. in like a non-mary jenkins kind of way. well maybe a...
Posted by z@rbi on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:51:00 PST

take that, captain obvious

IRONY. horrible deep irony.not that deep actually but still horrible. jenelle is obviously psychic. gah. plus its such a freaking high song to sing. ce reve bleu is definately not a dream. its  ...
Posted by z@rbi on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:17:00 PST

quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

HONK IF YOU SPEAK LATIN te audire no possum. musa sapientum fixa est in aure. my mum went to see a psychic today. of all the ridiculous bloody things in the world. sentio aliquos togatos contra me con...
Posted by z@rbi on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:12:00 PST

i cannot be bothered with this.

in conclusion. my drama ip isnt shit. its not bad.i just suck.because im shit at performing. and im so fucking awkward.why do i always pretend that i can do things that i cant?? just shut your eyes a...
Posted by z@rbi on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:04:00 PST

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE

the patty winters show this morning was about... women who've been tortured.people who weigh over seven hundred pounds - what can we do about them?women with multiple personalities.dwarf tossing.a boy...
Posted by z@rbi on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:37:00 PST

you said i must eat so many lemons ’cause i am so bitter.

i said I'd rather be with your friends, mate, 'cause they are much fitter. and my eyes, they wateredand when I tried to speak I stutteredand my friends were like whateveryou'll find someone betterhis ...
Posted by z@rbi on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:22:00 PST