Spatchcock and the community service sentance. |
Recently we were hired by the Queen to play a little gig for her and some of her closest friends. 45 minutes or so is what she desired. However, 26 minutes into our first song Mike Oxmorle decided to ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:02:00 GMT |
I often worry that we might be too good |
I know we're so amazingly brilliant that all the fair maidens want us to sign their boobs and such but what if aliens attack!? What if our talant is way above their expectations? So much so infact tha...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:21:00 GMT |
Dont try to out-rock The Cock |
I don't care who you are, what you did, where you're from (as long as you love me), what you choose to sodomise, you will be crushed. And left to burn. You see, we once killed 7 gorillas. Not the insa...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:22:00 GMT |
I aren’t homophobic, but... |
... why is the BBC trying to force feed us homosexuals?I was looking forward to watching Dr Who tonight only to find that it has been cancelled and "I'd do anything" has been brought forward to make r...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:53:00 GMT |
Global warming = Spatchcock |
Have you notcied the world steadily increasing in temperature in the past few years? No? Me neither, but it has apparently.There are a lot of different ideas surrounding why this is happening. Some sa...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 03:02:00 GMT |
Were actually from space |
We grew up on and spent the best years of our life on uranus. As children we would dig holes and burrow deep into the core of uranus. But during a great war with a load of other men like us who were w...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 17:16:00 GMT |
Homosexual vikings... |
Yep, you read it right. Big gay vikings.As you all know myself and the enigmatic Mr Mike Oxmorle own a yacht (The Mia Rose), and we were sailing it one day down a river that we own just half an hour a...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:11:00 GMT |
Festival travel |
The latest pearl of climate change related wisdom is that people who wish to attend festivals in the summer should get there via public transport.
So, having learned to drive (couple of hundred quid),...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:34:00 GMT |
Rap... |
Rap confuses me. People such as Snoopy Dog and 50 Pence especially. How many different ways are there of saying "I’m riding around at an arrogantly slow speed in a bright lime green convertable ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:36:00 GMT |
Rambo 4! |
Last night myself and Mike Oxmorle decided to go and view the new Rambo film. The mood that night was tense. We knew something was about to happen because neither of us had had to kill anyone or ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:14:00 GMT |
