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The Great Derticker!

musical_jess

About Me


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Call me Jess, Jess A, Jandrews, Jesse or Derticker NEVER Jessica!I have two degrees and I'm goin for my Third! :D I want to be a high school music teacher!I like to have a good time...I love to meet people! I'm a pretty awesome chick...I've never met one person that hated me because I accept everyone...I'm loud, fun and I'm Sarcastic so don't take me seriously... Just get to know me!

My Interests

God, Music type stuff, My Job, Football, Baseball, Rugby and Basketball when it comes to watching it I'd rather watch it live... it's not that great on TV! Other things that take up my life would be Singing about random things, Dancing randomly out of nowhere, Going to the Beach, Chillin w/ friends, Clubin & Parties. Marching Band, Pledging Sigma Alpha Iota, Rugby, Collegiate Singers, Wind Ensemble, MENC, Big Brother Big Sisters (I enjoy bringing happiness into another child's life) and Chi Alpha.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone Exciting and trustworthy FRIENDS MOSTLY!!!

Guy I'd like to meet:

The one I want... I've loved for years, but I'll probably never have him... I Guess God has one for me somewhere!

My Anti-Drug... I

But nobody is like RYAN REYNOLDS = Sexy Canadian Mam A Jama

Music:

You Play it, I'll Listen to it... I heart all music!

Movies:

I like mainly horrors, Comedies, Musicals, B rated films... but I'll pretty much watch anything!

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, House, South Park, Robot Chicken, 7th Heaven, I love Lucy, Degrassi, The Best Years, South of Nowhere, Old shows from the 90's, but pretty much anything!

Books:

Bible, Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, All Around the Town, & Killer Summer.

Heroes:


God & Jesus is my main Hero, No one is as trustworthy as our father...

My Mother She is the Strongest person I know, she has been through a lot... and I love her to death.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart because he was the man when it came to music, he was a Genuis

Marilyn Monroe Because she wasn't size 1 and she was still beautiful.

MLK Because he was an amazing person who understood that the world was just one color and that was RED! The color of our hearts!!! It didn't matter what color you were and he tried to change the world of course.

Lucille Ball can't forget the best actress in the world. She is amazing, talented, not to mention funny as hell!!

Tyra Banks because she is a wonderful role model for women, is so kind hearted and she sure knows how to give us women good advice on her talk show I love it!!!

My Blog

God’s Letter to Women...

When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into m...
Posted by The Great Derticker! on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:56:00 PST

Wilbur the Baby Possum

Crazy Night tonight! So the dogs were barking like mad so I went to let them up from the basement. (The basement also leads to outside they have a dog door) Well anyway so my dog Pooh comes in with so...
Posted by The Great Derticker! on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:46:00 PST

Sorry 2 Everyone

Been really distant from just about everyone in my life... I don't return comments, I don't reply messages...Well maybe sometimes!!! Just been uber busy with just about everything. I got 2 jobs now an...
Posted by The Great Derticker! on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST

MY Paper on My Disease...PCOS

Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome   (PCOS) Preteen years is usually the time you go through puberty, sometimes you're a younger age and sometimes older. But what happens when you start your first Me...
Posted by The Great Derticker! on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:11:00 PST

NEW CELL PHONE!!!

HEY GUYS GOT A NEW CELL PHONE JUST MESSAGE ME IF YOU WANT THE NEW NUMBER!!!I GOT A RAZR AND IT HAS A MONKEY CASE COVER :) ONLY GOT IT $ 40 bucks and I get rebated back. So basically i got it for free....
Posted by The Great Derticker! on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:29:00 PST

If God Gave her a Man... I hope mine will come too!!!

I was thinking recently about relationships, of course this comes up quite often in my little mind. But I remember a sermon that a Pastor did one time he sad there was this women. Always had trouble w...
Posted by The Great Derticker! on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:09:00 PST

6-6-06... 666 Terrible Day I had....

I had an extremely long day. I didn't sleep at all that night for some reason and then like mid morning I started to get very nauseas and started to get a migraine. Then Vanessa and I left about 7 to ...
Posted by The Great Derticker! on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:28:00 PST

Sanity Vacation for me....

Ok so i'm going away for a couple days... I need to get away from this place and just relax... Relax away from this fucking town and these fucking people... Relax away from my parents and home life an...
Posted by The Great Derticker! on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:17:00 PST

What are you survey... got from ~mouse~

-Goth--Do you wear black eyeliner?: Yes, when i wear make-upDo you own any black clothing?: Yes, almost all of  it is         &nbs p;  &...
Posted by The Great Derticker! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Pumpkin

 Well I was tired of fucking guys hurting my feelings, so I went up on yahoo personals and about a weeks later this guy e-mails me wanting to talk. We've been talking like every night till like 2...
Posted by The Great Derticker! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST