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Witty Captain Jake

You're not dealing with a bunch of saints here. We don't play by the rules, we're pirates!

About Me

What to say, what to say? Well, this is me, Captain Jake, captain of the Blue Bandana Pirates (total crew members: 1...but were still recruiting...so yeah).
Anyways, pirates are awesome, we all know that. I'm just a guy that likes to joke around, have good times and have good friends (much like a pirate would eh?) My friends are the most important people in the world to me (and my family? well, even more so!) Life with friends is interesting and fun, and they make life worth living and they're there to help you get through the rough patches. Atleast... mine are. They're very good with this ^^
I like to draw, plain and simple. It's always been something I've loved to do and there's no stopping now. Soon, I hope to make a career out of it. My sketch book is always by my side, and though I'm not the best just yet, I'm workin on getting there.
One last note, aside from my pirate book and sketch book, there's one other I like to carry around: the (soon to be) Legendary Book of Quotes. Just remember if I'm within earshot of you saying something profound or (what's more likely) stupid, I'll be writing that down, and I wont get your consent. One day, I will publish that book (and there will be small illustrations to go with the quotes, I guarantee you this, but I've got years of life and stupidity to cover before that happens.
Ok, I'm ending this now, just never hesitate to say Hi if you see me passing you by.
The accuracy of this scares me Oo;;
You Should Be A Gemini
What's good about you: witty and energetic, you're simply the most fun to be around
What's bad about you: you're flighty - losing interest in people and projects quickly
In love: you enjoy the "honeymoon phase," but after that it's hard for you to stick around
In friendship, you're: likely to have many groups of friends, with many different interests
Your ideal job: mime, guru, or cartoonist
Your sense of fashion: casual and simple
You like to pig out on: fast food, especially burritos What Sign Should You Be?
Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

My Interests

Eh, Video Games is primary, Anime is secondary (not just Anime though, any kind of cartoons are cool as long as they are funny), having fun and hanging out, laughing and joking, these are all important. Card games are fun, but only if you have money. Lastly (but not leastly), my sketchbook is always by my side.

I'd like to meet:

Any person who's cool to hang out with. An appreciation for humor is a good trait though, if you cant take a joke, then...well, dont listen I guess.

Music:

There's lots, and they're hard to think of...aw man, but I'll try:
Flow, Kishidan, ZZ, Sum 41, Sukima Switch, Weird Al, Gorillaz, Folder 5, The Pillows, most people on Now 2-6, ehh...Koji Kondo, ehh...umm...John Williams...er....video game music is awesome! *brain fart* I'll get back to this...

Movies:


Pirates of the Carribean (all 3), Bruce Almighty, The Grinch, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Liar Liar, Cable Guy, The Truman Show, The Mask, Lemony Snickett's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Aladdin, Titan A.E., The Animatrix, Pokemon the First Movie, Flubber, The Emporer's New Groove, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Back to the Future (all 3), Indiana Jones (all 4), Rocky (all 6, even though part 5 was bleh...), Jackie Chan's Who Am I?, Independance Day, Willy Wonka and Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Terminal, The Producers, Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, History of the World Part 1, Young Frankenstien, ...more as I think of them...

Television:

One Piece!, Futurama, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Fairly Oddparents, Spongebob (yes I said it!), Freakazoid, Animaniacs, Looney Toons, Tom and Jerry, Pirates of Dark Water, Swat Kats, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (old school, not crappy new school), Viewtiful Joe, Trigun, Case Closed, Fooly Cooly (FLCL), Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Dragon Ball (Z), Kappa Mikey, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, ...more as they come to me!


Now REAL shows: The Colbert Report, Seinfeld, Chapelle's Show, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, I Love Lucy, Saturday Night Live, old school gameshows...uhh...

Books:

..5. Animorphs!

..4. Harry Potter

..3. Shonen Jump!

..2. One Piece!


and ..1: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Instruction Booklet!

Heroes:

Superman, Spiderman, Ironman, Megaman....oh wait...yeah...you didn't mean that kind of hero did you? Heh heh...ok...well, I'm too lazy to delete that, so I'll just leave it there for all posteriors. ...I mean, posterity
My heroes (right now, top of my head) include Eiichiro Oda, the creator of One Piece, a manga which is now an anime that happens to be my favorite of all time for his amazing stories and characters. And I guess Walt Disney, who's dream became an empire (practically). Ruling all of Orlando is not necessarily part of my goals, but I dont think I'd turn down the offer...

My Blog

Sixteenth Post... thingy.....

Oh man...wow...umm...yeah... ...dont ask what that was all about, I dont know either, I guess I just didnt know exactly how to start this off, but let's try again! This past weekend (July 14 and 15) w...
Posted by Witty Captain Jake on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:27:00 PST

Fifteenth Post... thingy.....

Not much to talk about this time, maybe I'll fill more in later, just wanna post these up: 3 teams, 1st is level 100, then 50, then whatever (still in training). Wanna battle? Drop me a pm (or a ph...
Posted by Witty Captain Jake on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:55:00 PST

Fourteenth Post...thingy...

Tonight was every reason why I will NEVER EVER get drunk.I'll fill you in later, I'm tired and this is here to remind me to write this out later.
Posted by Witty Captain Jake on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:36:00 PST

Thirteenth Post...thingy...

Take a minute and assess whether you have to time to read all of this now, or if you wanna take it in segments...it's a biggy! Wow...I dont know how to start this one off...the thirteenth post...kinda...
Posted by Witty Captain Jake on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST

Twelfth Post...thingy.....

Twelfth right? Now twelvth? Eh...I cant spell numbers...ahaha, that sounds stupid. Anyways, 12th...yes, much better. So, am I actually going to write something here? A question worth answering isnt it...
Posted by Witty Captain Jake on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 01:48:00 PST

Eleventh Post...thingy.....

It's been more than a year since I posted anything here. Such a long time. Much has happened in that amount of time, but I'm not here to recap I'm afraid (perhaps that will be in the next post thingy)...
Posted by Witty Captain Jake on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:07:00 PST

Tenth Post...thingy.....

Wow, it's been a good while since last I wrote one of these, and alot's happened since. But I'm glad to have made it to the double digits of the journal, with little to nothing to say. Well, usual...
Posted by Witty Captain Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ninth Post...thingy...

It's been a little while since I've been around here posting anything. Well I'm back (to no one's happiness) Anyways, I'm here again talking about stuff, but now I come with something in mind to talk ...
Posted by Witty Captain Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Eighth Post...thingy...

Good day to you all...if you want to call it a good day. Today was mediocre, at best really, and it wasn't really even that much. Yeah, you guessed it, this is a whining post, so get ready because I'm...
Posted by Witty Captain Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Seventh Post...thingy

Slowly, these journals are beginning to hold meaning and a topic...I gotta stop that! Well, maybe it's for the better. I actually have some stuff to talk about today, go figure. I was sent out to ...
Posted by Witty Captain Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST