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Cori Gonzalez - Macuer

About Me

I hate promo girls

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The dude who sold his air guitar on Trade-Me for $7

My Blog

Moving to Auckland - Need flat

Hello all, I'm moving to Auckland at the end of the month hopefully, early August at the latest if all goes to plan. I'm in need of a flat so if anyone knows of anything going, please let me know. I'l...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:48:00 GMT

LOVE POEM

You have no home, you have no moneyyou have no shoes so this might sound funny the way you move, the way you seemcos you're the sexiest homeless person i've ever seen lets share the love, lets share t...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:35:00 GMT

MY EMO POEM

I HURT By Cori Gonzalez-Macuer I hurt, I'm huirting, I cry, I'm Crying My life took a lie detector test and it was lying My name is Brian, but why I got that name? Swap the A with the I, erase the R a...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 15:44:00 GMT

National Radio Comedy Special - Audience Wanted!!

Hi all, On Novemeber 16th, National Radio will record a NZ comedy special to play in segments during their "Summer Report" series from late Dec - mid Jan. Please come and support this initiative, as t...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 20:54:00 GMT

Bahrain

Im in Bahrain at the moment. It's a country in the middle east. I did a comedy show last night which went really well. They laughed at everything including the muslim, war and religion stuff that i t...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:45:00 GMT

I'm in Singapore

I'm in Singapore and have no friends. It's a really cool place though and I'm staying at the YMCA which is nothing like what the Village People make it out to be.
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:20:00 GMT

Queenstown

I am in Queenstown. I am currently typing this blog out using a cordless keyboard whilst lying on my double king size bed looking at the giant flat screen on the other side of the room in what is with...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 16:45:00 GMT

Film I'm in showing at the 2006 NZ International Film Festival

Any New Zealanders wondering what they should go watch at this years NZ International Film Festival? Check out What We Do In The Shadows. It's a mockumentary about a group of vampires living im modern...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 21:03:00 GMT

TV people love me!

Well, not quite. New Zealand folk might have read my NZ Herald interview last weekend where I spoke out about the quality or lack of NZ comedy on TV. I mentioned a few names and a few local shows and ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 20:10:00 GMT

I'm the 2006 Billy T Award winner!!!!!

Last night I won the 2006 Billy T James Award! This is regarded as the most prestigious award in New Zealand comedy so it's a pretty big deal. I won a yellow towel and a bit of money which i plan...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 21:00:00 GMT