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About Me

likes....obscene phone calls,shiny things,bernardo's studio,cats with no legs,sublime,cb radios,.....truckstops.....feeding ducks,slot machines,bacardi,evil laughs,sharks,people watching,vomit omlettes,graceland,waking up to people screaming,flesh eating disease-sharks,TIJUANA,shakira,road trips,redneck zombies,dog/cat noses,the cobalt/double down,truck stops-GWAR,the hills that have eyes,RAT MONKEYS,ralph wiggum,cock fights, sharks,staying up for days with jose lopez in sin city---SPARKS--zombies-gore- gold lame---with an accent,serial killers, misfits, baby dangling,music,glass blowing,NO REVERSE, labyrinth,sharks,cannibilism,ibiza,hot musicians,dylan hunting(luke perry)I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4WHAT KiND 0F DRiNKER ARE U
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the one,PHIL ANSELMO or any one that looks like him and wants to fuck..steve carell, mj, john waters, elvis, johnny depp, marilyn monroe, leatherface,paul hogan, ,mike patton,jerri blank, bradley nowell, quinten tarintino, an underaged mexican to smuggle home

Music:

pantera-sublime-madonna- johnny cash- peaches-michael jackson- elton john- GWAR- plasmatics-deadbolt- david bowie-N.I.N-dayglo abortions-misfits-heart-faith no more- elvis- billy idol-joan jett-nirvana- any shitty punk bands-the cure-ozzy-classical- zz top-paul simon-TOOL-raised fist-dire straits-the phantom of the opera- shitty punk music-2 live crew-ACDC-ridley bent-SLAYER-the doors-blondie-T.S.O.L-neil young-cyndi lauper-HOLE-G'N'R- jimmy buffet-CCR-skid row- MIFITS-talking heads-the beach boys-METALLICA-tenacious d-ramones-tori amos-white zombie/ rob zombie...CRAPPY VANCOUVER BANDS I SEE WHEN IM DRUNK!!!!blah blah blah

Movies:

anything that will de-sensitize me more.... dead alive, i spit on your grave, fear and loathing...the hills have eyes 1&2, drop dead fred, all the " blah's" of the dead, evil dead, army of darkness, MAY, all jim henson films...all john waters films...independant films, ANCHORMAN!!!!

Television:

Who Would Slaughter You in a Horror Movie? Find out @ She's Crafty 90210 ,robot chicken, conan obrien, family guy, southpark, the muppets,seinfeld, creepshow, intervention,NEXT!, c.s.i, CHEATERS, when surgical tools get left behind and all thoose other freaky shows they put on t.l.c

Books:

TRUE CRIME--max haines--...biographys, documentarys...fall on your knees...the divinci code....the outsiders, labyrinth

Heroes:

the guy who swan dived off the top of the palmspeople who get thru life without lies

My Blog

absinthe....cont.

well......now im in ibiza....where ABSINTHE is totally legal and cheap. i hope i dont swim to that island thats not really there.....shit...
Posted by jaci=87%/alc/vol on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:36:00 PST

absinthe

shit the bed i found a bottle of absinthe ........shoulda unpacked this box months ago....but of course i have to cum across it when im bored and alone.......LIFE......DRIP DRIP DRIP...
Posted by jaci=87%/alc/vol on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:00:00 PST

taxi drivers must die!!

beware of the taxi driver!!! the other night me n kyla were gettin a ride home and this asshole taxi driver was drivin like a psycho......driving really fast and running stop signs.....then he reverse...
Posted by jaci=87%/alc/vol on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:15:00 PST

is this the beginning?

ok....so yesterday karla homolka appently had a baby....and today anna nicole smith died....what the fuk is goin on??? u bitches gotta stop fukin with my head... this new baby better grow up to be a p...
Posted by jaci=87%/alc/vol on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

tips for the pickton trial!!

ok peoples.....if u wanna go to picktons trial its easy as fuk....just dont go drunk with a native punk dude at 6 am....apparently they dont like that....oh, if u look really bad they mite let u sit i...
Posted by jaci=87%/alc/vol on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:32:00 PST

where are my hills???

god damn this canadian landscape!!!!...i was lying when i said i missed pine trees........ blah
Posted by jaci=87%/alc/vol on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:18:00 PST