Crime. Poop jokes. Guns, the Bible and strong drink, all at once.
Barry Adamson, Jarvis Cocker, Wayne Hussey, Martin Gore, Citizen Cope, Al Jourgensen, Tom Waits, DJ Shadow (he, I suspect, would be boring), Leo Kottke, Solomon Burke, Nick Cave, Morrissey (he'd be rude), Neil Tennant, Frida Kahlo, Richard Stark, Ed McBain, Jim Thompson (too late, fucko), George Romero, Phil Spector, Thor Heyerdahl, Brian Wilson, Aubrey Beardsley, Stuart Murdoch, Frank McCourt, Jimmy Somerville, Sam Peckinpah, Dave Chappelle and whatshisname....
The Smiths, Pulp, Black Sabbath, Depeche Mode, Circle Jerks, Underworld, Black Flag, Barry Adamson, Cabaret Voltaire, Ronnie & Clyde, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Fear, Joy Division, Tragic Mulatto, Cee-Lo Green the Soul Machine, Gnarls Barkley, Goodie Mob, MF Doom, Jonathan Richman & the Modern Lovers, Luna, Niney the Observer, The Mission UK, Gene Loves Jezebel, Motley Crue, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Pet Shop Boys, TV on the Radio, Citizen Cope, Too $hort, Turn Me On Dead Man, The Hanson Brothers (NOT fucking Hanson), A Certain Ratio, The Jam, Plastic Bertrand, The Damned, James, The Real Kids, The Flaming Stars, The Wailers, New Order, Woody Guthrie, Divine, Slayer, Jurassic 5, Culture Club, Stiff Little Fingers, Isaac Hayes, Geto Boys, Duran Duran, Gallon Drunk, Lard, Magnetic Fields, Wu Tang Clan, Spandau Ballet, King Tubby, Beta Band, Rufus Thomas, 13th Floor Elevators, Blackalicious, Bronski Beat, The Olympics, Otis Redding, Mama Cass, Swans, Dion and the Belmonts, The Mad Professor, Murder City Devils, Turbonegro, Belle & Sebastian, T. Rex, Sam Cooke, Judas Priest, INXS, Patti Smith, Latyrx, New York Dolls, The Housemartins, Iron Maiden, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Beautiful South, Dion and the Belmonts, Electric 6, Marvin Gaye, Captain Beefheart, Current 93, James Brown, Skinny Puppy, Tommy James and the Shondells, The Skatalites, Otis Redding, The 4 Seasons, Howlin' Wolf, The Four Seasons, The Postal Service, Dio, Sam & Dave, Velvet Underground, The Upsetters, Tigerlillies, Son House, The Black Keys, Rocket From the Crypt, Book of Love, Hot Snakes, The Cramps, NOMEANSNO, Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys, Michael Jackson, The Hanson Brothers, The Dwarves, Blind Willie McTell, The Stooges, MC5, KISS, Marvin Gaye, Roxy Music, Bronski Beat, Revolting Cocks, Serge Gainsborough, Billie Holiday, Morphine, Mississippi John Hurt, N.W.A., Tindersticks, Nina Simone, Bobby Darin, Yardbirds, Love and Rockets, Frank Sinatra, Tones on Tail, Nancy Sinatra, Bauhaus, The Animals, Them, Jacques Brel, Suicide, Nina Hagen, Nancy Sinatra, John Zorn, Blind Willie Johnson, Lounge Lizards, The Beach Boys, DJ Qbert, Friends of Dean Martinez, Lyrics Born, Maroons, Fu Manchu, Eartha Kitt, DJ Spooky, WAR, Jazz Butcher, Erik B & Rakim, Luscious Jackson, The Gift of Gab, Dr. Octagon, Spectre, Love, War, Dean Martin, Danzig/The Misfits, The Shins....
Oh enough... Eraserhead. Barfly, Pink Flamingoes, Freaks, Barfly, A Clockwork Orange, Touched by an Anal, Raging Bull, Rocky III (Mr. T rules), Time Bandits (well, really, any Terry Gilliam joint), Sin City, Sexy Beast, Chinatown, Never Give an Sucker an Even Break, The Jerk, Baby Doll, Streetcar Named Desire, Jaws...
I mean it.... well... Lost and X-Files.... and Twilight Zone, vintage. Three's Company-- I used to jerk off thinking about Janet, probably at the same time Mr. Furley was jerking off thinking about Chrissy-- Chappelle Show, Da Ali G Show, Millenium, Outer Limits (again, vintage), Prison Break, Arrested Development, The Sarah Silverman Show, Mr. Show, 24, Twin Peaks, Late Night with David Letterman... I dunno.... old SNL...
The Hunter, Richard Stark, The Wasteland and Other Poems, T.S. Eliot, Factotum, Chas. Bukowski, The Moving Target, Ross MacDonald, all Lovecraft, all Dostoyevsky (with a few noteable exceptions), Hooker for a Day, Trisha Stevens, all Kafka (except Letters to Felice)... fuck this, I'll just name authors-- Jorge Luis Borges, Knut Hamsun (read "Hunger"), Milan Kundera, Nabakov, Raymond Chandler & Dashiell Hammett of course, Isaac Bashevis Singer, Richard Brautigan, Robertson Davies, Henry Miller, Algernon Charles Swinburne, Henry Miller, Joe R. Lansdale, Oscar Wilde, Edward Abbey, Anatole France, Edgar Allen Poe, William Faulkner, John Steinbeck, Art Spiegelman, the guy who wrote "Firearms Assembly," Raymond Carver, Calvin Trillin, Toni Morrison, Annie Proulx, Charles Willeford, James Crumley, William Burroughs, Mark Twain, Clive Barker, Mario Vargas Llosa, Thomas Pynchon, Dylan Thomas, Robert Burns, Ernest Hemingway, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Ray Bradbury, Richard Wright (please read "Native Son"), Damon Runyon, James Thurber, Langston Hughes , e. e. cummings, Dr. Ruth (so CUTE), John Irving, Flannery O'Connor, Lawrence Durrell, J.D. Salinger, Nikolai Gogol, Vatchel Lindsay, W. Somerset Maugham, Isabel Allende, Anton Tchekov, Margaret Millar, Nikolai Machiavelli, Bud Schulberg, Robert Anton Wilson, Philip Jose Farmer, Thomas Wolfe, Hunter S. Thompson, Roald Dahl, Rumi, Eric Ambler, Francois Rabelais, John Fowles, Edith Hamilton, Chaim Potok, P.J. O'Rourke, F. Scott Fitzgerald, John Ridley, James Ellroy, Jack Ketchum, Neil Gaiman, John Muir, Jonathan Swift, Carson McCullers, Chester Himes, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, J.T. Leroy, Philip Roth, Charles Fort, Joseph Heller, Philip K. Dick, Lord Byron, Christopher Isherwood, Plato...
W.C. Fields, Aleister Crowley, Larry Flynt, Elmer Batters, Baron Munchausen, Lucretia Borgia, Jack "I'll take any man in the house" Dempsey, Frank Sinatra, Divine, George Grosz, Lucifer, Jesus, Padre Pio....