♥♥ Taz ♥♥

I'd like to meet:

People who are not fake not afraid of who they are and can be their real self around me. I'd love to know who you really are and what you really are like. So if you are real with yourself come be real with me. Lotsa love. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------- -----------------------------------------------The Juggalo Pledge~ I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Juggalo Society, And To The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magick Neden For All !!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------- JUGGALO VS. FRIEND ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------- Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------ Juggalo: Calls your parents "Mom" or "Dad." ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------- Friend: Has never seen you cry. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------- Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------ Friend: Asks you for your number. ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- Juggalo: Asks you for their number. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------- Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---- Juggalo: Always has your back. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------- Friend: Runs for help in a fight. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------- Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------- Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of jail. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------- Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" ---------------------- Friend: Will help you move out of a house. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------- Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house. -------------------------------------------------- Friend: Bums you a cigarette. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------ Juggalo: Bums you his last pack. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Friend: Is there when you need them. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------- Juggalo: Is there even when you don't need them. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---- Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet. ------------------------------------------------------ Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning. ------------------ Friend: Hides you from the cops. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------- Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place. ----------------------------- Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public. -------------------------------------------------------- Juggalo: Is right there with you making an ass out of themselves too. --------------------------------- Friend: Likes you cuz you're always doing stupid shit. ---------------------------------------------------------- Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit. ------------------------------------------------------------ - Friend: Is shocked to find out you're actually gay. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---- Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---- Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you. -------------------------------------- Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------- Friend: Comes with you to your Mom's funeral. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Juggalo: Cries with you at your Mom's funeral. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Friend: Tells you when his parents don't want him to hang out with you anymore. -------------- Juggalo: Laughs in his parents' faces for saying that. ----------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Fade! ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ Juggalos: Are 4 Ever! ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------- Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one you fuck with all we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Wicked Clowns and all they stand for, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes stand firm and always be ready. --------------------------------------------------- Our Father of Shangri-La Hallowed be thy name. If the world turns over save me from Thy fiery rain. Keep me pure, keep me clean. As the lotus grows I ask you for forgiveness. Save me from the crows. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------- Pass this on if you're down with Wicked Clowns WHOO WHOO!!! -------------------------------------------- ---