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My Sexy PoseMid-20's, spontaneous male ninja seeks others for good times. I'm looking for other ninjas, to hang out and fight crime. Technically, I guess ninjas actually commit crimes. Samurai's fight crime but ninjas are so much cooler looking. So we'll just fight crime if that's cool with you. We can do other stuff besides hang out and fight crime. We can grab the occasional slice. Drink a tasty brew or two or three or four, eat some sushi or whatever tickles your fancy.....MY weapon of choice is the KAMA
DESCRIPTION: Kama is the basis of the kusari-gama.
Kama is just the sickle on its own. They are usually used in pairs and swung in various arcs, crescents etc. They also have all sorts of slashing motions combined with the forward momentum of the ninja they can cause some devastating damage. The blade of the Kama is roughly around 11-12 inches. The handle is slightly longer. Original sickles had a longer blade and shorter handle.
It's an absolute must that you conform to the ninja etiquette....
Ninja never bring a gun to a sword fight.
Ninja don't use guns. Ever.
The only way to end a ninja clan is to break the head ninja's sword. Ninja never show their real face. If the need to show a face arises, it should be a very shiny mask. This is the only possible substitute.
bullets can't kill a ninja. Even 1 million bullets can not kill a ninja.
When attacking a single ninja with a clan of ninja (more than 4, less than that is only a posse), it is proper ninja etiquette to fight with only one ninja at a time. This makes for a much nicer fight to the death. NOTE: if you are planning to fight the mack daddy ninja, be sure to bring lots of lesser ninja to warm him up for your grand entrance.
When fighting with bow and arrows, a proper ninja will always destroy his bow if one of his arrows is caught in mid-air, and then broken over one knee of another ninja.
Ninja stars and sake are a perfectly good currency for ninja payments.
Ninja always use 4 pointed ninja stars. The fancy stars with more than for points are for the lesser ninja.
Ninja can only use their special disappearing powers in combination with a smoke bomb. This is not negotiable.
When training with other ninja, it is proper to group off into different colors. Stay with your color at all times! Failure to keep with your color results in a circle kicking, where you are in the center of the circle.
Ninja always wear tabi boots, Even when they sleep.
When confronting other ninja, always try to wear a different color than that of the ninja you are attacking. It is proper ninja-etiquette to give "home" color to the defending ninja.
Ninja don't sleep. I know I said they do above, but I lied.
It's expected that ninja will lie from time to time.
When encountering large falls and leaps it is appropriate to always give the right-of-way to the first ninja to jump.
With that said it is equally appropriate to give the needed time and space for the following ninja to jump and catch up.
Ninja never wear headbands with the word 'ninja' printed on them. This would be a dead give away when trying to blend in. NOTE: Sometimes as a joke the elder ninja make the geek of the clan wear such a headband. Sort of like a "dunce" cap.
NINJA FACTS . Ninjas don’t sweat. Bullets can’t kill a ninja. Ninja can catch bullets in their teeth. Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless. Ninja can live in your house secretly for days. Ninja train 20 hours/day starting from age 2.D. Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second. Ninja don’t smoke, but they do use smoke bombs. Ninja can hide in incense smoke.D0. Ninja can remove their shadow if needed.
D1. Ninja can run 100 miles on their hands.D2. Ninja fight skillfully with any object.D3. Ninja don’t play sports, unless killing is a sport.D4. Ninja can crush golf balls with 2 fingers, any two fingers.D5. Ninja hurl shurikens.D6. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.D7. Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.D8. Ninja always land on their feet. If they don’t have feet they will land on their nubs. Ninja don’t eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.D9. Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything.D0. Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Curves are for girls.D1. Ninja can breathe underwater anytime they want.D2. Ninja can remove a spleen in one swift motion.D3. Ninja never wear headbands with the word ninja printed on them.D4. Ninja go anywhere they want instantly.D5. Ninja kill themselves if they make a noise.D6. Ninja lack any personality.D7. Ninja can split planks vertically with their nose.D8. Ninja invented the internet.D9. Ninja invented skateboarding.D0. Ninja can hover for hours.
D1. Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.D2. Ninja flip out and kill everything.D3. Ninja are completely self-sufficient.D4. Ninja have cool words like Seppuku.D5. Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.D6. A Samurai is NOT a ninja.D7. Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.D8. If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.
With that said....if you think you fit the profile, especially if you’re a ninja babe aka NINJETTE....please do message me...