Mulletheads

Tony D'Orazio, at a tender young age, began torturing his parents, friends and grandma with crank calls and boring humor until they disowned him and he was shipped off to another planet. Tony pissed off the whole alien civilization within a month for being a rude, insensitive and obnoxious nut. He left and returned to Earth, unfortunately, ending up in the shit hole city of Boston. Tony immediately robbed a radio shack and started professional crank calling to support his alcohol, tobacco and firearms habit.