Wood

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I am the fibrous material which makes up the greater part of the stems and branches of trees and shrubby plants. I consist of elongated tubular or needle-shaped cells of various kinds, usually interwoven with the shinning bands called silver grain. I supply the world with lumber to build homes and nice floors, I am also what makes up that pencil you write with when you're at school (on the paper made of wood), so if it wasn't for wood, you would be homeless and without an education. You're welcome. Some like to say they "have" me, but don't get confused, they're talking about erections.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Wood
Birthday: Millions of years ago
Birthplace: The Planet Earth
Current Location: Everywhere!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: It can fluctuate, sometimes I am hundreds of feet tall and sometimes I am just a few inches high, I guess it depends on how I am cut.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Silly, Wood has no hands. I pay a homeless child to type for me.
Your Heritage: Brazilian.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Wooden Clogs.
Your Weakness: Furniture
Your Fears: Forest Fires
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots o' veggies!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To grow another 1/16th of an inch!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use those...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wood doesn't sleep.
Your Best Physical Feature: My striations.
Your Bedtime: Sundown is when I "rest", but like I already said, I don't sleep.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a baby...
Pepsi or Coke: Neither of them protect the rain forests!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Super size me baby!
Single or Group Dates: I can't really go on dates because I have roots that keep me in one place, until I get chopped down and then I prefer to be around as many people as possible.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, I like water!
Chocolate or Vanilla: The cocoa bean is a good cousin of mine.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both dry me out too much and leave rings when a coaster is not used, so I am going to have to say neither.
Do you Smoke: Not on purpose!
Do you Swear: It's against the wood code to swear.
Do you Sing: I have no vocal cords.
Do you Shower Daily: Only when Mother Nature lets me!
Have you Been in Love: Yes, with a botanists once, but I confused his poking for foreplay, turns out he was just observing me... single tear drop...
Do you want to go to College: I am in every college around! In the pencils, the paper, the desks, the floors, the art tables...
Do you want to get Married: I like mixed woods...
Do you belive in yourself: Of course!
Do you get Motion Sickness: I have my roots planted fairly deep so that doesn't really happen too often.
Do you think you are Attractive: When I am waxed!
Are you a Health Freak: No, I hate exercise.
Do you get along with your Parents: I don't know them because I am coniferous and have never met them...once again, single tear drop...
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as there's no lightening.
Do you play an Instrument: The wood block.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, but I have been used in the distillation process for many a fine whiskeys!
In the past month have you Smoked: No fires here!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only supplemental grow aids.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I am in every mall too! People buy me! But I am more often found at hardware stores and the such.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No sir.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No ma'am.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I am the stage!
In the past month have you been Dumped: I hope no one has thrown me away! But I am sure I am in a dump somewhere.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I am always naked, unless my owner puts a varnish or stain of some sort on me.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your love ?
Ever been Drunk: I guess when I am used in the distillation process I do take a few sips...
Ever been called a Tease: No, I always put out.
Ever been Beaten up: This one guy Jack, Lumber was his first name.
Ever Shoplifted: No, I am as honest as Abe.
How do you want to Die: In a few hundred years I will...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A dinning table.
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: Either one is good.
Height: Tall is better so they can trim my branches if I am in tree form.
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Dirty
Number of Drugs I have taken: Well, I made a Myspace for "Wood", obviously I like the drugs!
Number of CDs I own: No clue
Number of Piercings: Over 30
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing!
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