[ ∫.m.i.t.h.ε.я.∫ ]

if you recognize me it's because:
i cut you off or flipped you off.
i work at golden spoon, i basically live there.
i attend club tiger heat on the frequent.
i'm often at malibu beach, walking in the water with my shoes on.
i walked around with a nasty boy with dirty yellow teeth for FAR too long.
i went to your private school, or you went to mine.
i'm often seen in UCLA, even though i don't attend.
i sing obnoxiously in my car with my bestie; well, with anyone.
i've been to fancy weddings in redding.
or perhaps you saw me in laughlin being struck by lightening.
or making a wish on a random tree in pasadena.
or hitting the jackpot at chumash casino.
i've shopped in the ghetto, for the simplistic fact that i could.
i was passed out in my skimpies and my work apron at a masquerade.
but most importantly, if you recognize this little blurb:
it's because you saw it on becky's page.
she is, perhaps, the only reason why you would recognize me.
more smashing pictures coming soon! hang tight!