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About Me

I'm a person who is still trying to find his groove in life. My interests change with the seasons as does my state of mind. I was raised by alpacas in the wild and just as any alpaca I shit in tiny round pellets that just fall out of my ass as I walk. So if you have nice shoes I recommend staying away from the back of me. I don't really have a plan in life yet, but each new day I can see a path starting to come into place for me. I'm also a state worker in a medical facility so I tend to be extremely disgruntled and sarcastic, so understand that almost every word that comes out of my mouth means nothing. Otherwise I like long walks on the beach, sucking on the mufflers of cars, and pushing people into wells.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I used to think that I was suffice with the amount of friends that I had. But I suppose that there is room to meet new people. I like individuals with the same sense of sarcasm that I have. People who aren't too preachy with what they believe in and what they think, thinking a certain way is one thing but trying to get others to act the way you do is sad. Growing is an introspective process, so fucking bite me. :) THAT said I'd also like to meet people who wear lifesize badger costumes to work and aren't afraid to say whatever it is going through their mind, no matter how sick it might be. So if you think you might be a person that would get along with me, just send me an email.

My Blog

Happy Birthday!!

Here's a few people whose birthday happens to be today. Oh Kirstie how we love you. 46 is a wonderful age. Now gain all that weight back because as much as we love you know your even funnier when your...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:55:00 GMT

Waiting list.

For whoever wants my inestines. Why? Beacause I sure don't want them anymore, small or large.
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 18:34:00 GMT

Who wants to buy me orthopedic shoes for christmas??

Anyone??
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 18:27:00 GMT

Job Interview Today

Wish me luck! :) also if you could leave a word in a comment that has all six vowels(that includes y) in the correct order.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 07:36:00 GMT

I've come to find

that having a roll of bubble wrap in the passenger seat of one's car can be a major source of stress relief. So if you too suffer from the constant aggrivation of slow and mentally stunted drivers thi...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 16:07:00 GMT

Big fluffy stuffed people.

Based on an ongoing theory I have the world, or at least the one in which I exist, can be made of of two types of people. There's your average everyday normal people who do average everyday normal peo...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:09:00 GMT

small part of something written but not yet expanded upon

The blaring sound of the alarm clock jolted him out of his deep sleep. In reality the sound wasnt one that would elicit a negative response from most people but to him this noise was like the sound of...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:30:00 GMT

The facade is fading.....

I'm not one to push limits. I know where my boundries are and I like to stay within them. Actually the word boring does come to mind but I'm just gonna push that little notion far far away. Let's jus...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:22:00 GMT

I never know what to write in this space.

Its been quite some time since the last time I updated this thing. The holidays are such a pressing time on people. The shopping, the family, the ingestion of pork; sometimes its just too much. Id ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 09:27:00 GMT

My ear is infected

And it has a pus bubble in it. Plus I hate christmas.
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 19:44:00 GMT