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James

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About Me

I am NUTS! But I'm nice too. Trust me...:) I like to write, read, play role-playing games, collect mp3's, and I own a crapload of movies...the collection is growing all the time. I tend to be a bit outspoken, so you'll probably always get my opinion whether you like it or not. The ugly truth about me is that I am allowed;) But let's keep it that way!If you want to talk, I'm always up for meeting someone new."I am a Christian and Muslim and a Hindu and a Jew. And so are all of you." -Gandhi
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?I died of a snakebite.
You died of a snakebite on Oregon Trail.
How'd you die on Oregon Trail?
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The Part of You That No One Sees
You are passionate, romantic, and emotional.
You put love first in your life, even though you have often been disappointed by it.
You expect to be swept of your feet, and you never expect infatuation to die out.
Underneath it all, you are scared that you aren't lovable.
Your insecurity has ruined many relationships, as you are unable to see the love that's really there.
You are secretly afraid of being alone. Confronting your insecurities is incredibly painful. What's the Part of You That No One Sees?
..TR The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer ( RGLDm )
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
.. begin exact opposite table -- ..TR height=20 Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
..TABLE .. end exact opposite table -- On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
ALWAYS AVOID : The Nymph
CONSIDER : The Maid of Honor, The Peach ..TABLE
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My profile name: anuddaguy23
what breed of music are you?
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You scored as metal



metal


45%

industrial


30%

Indie


30%

grunge


30%

country


30%

Punk


30%

reggae


25%

rap


25%

classic rock


20%

mainstream rock


20%

Pop


10%

ska


10%

Pop Punk


0%

Emo


0%
What kind of Pirate are you?
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You scored as Will Turner

You are a bit mysterious and secretive but when your loved ones need you, you are there without hesitation. You try really hard to be good and to deny your blood but the call to be ruthless sometimes takes over.


Will Turner


75%

Mary Read


67%

Black Beard


50%

Captain James T. Hook


42%

Captain Jack Sparrow


33%

Long John Silvers


33%

Dread Pirate Roberts


17%

Captain Barbosa


17%

Sinbad


17%

Morgan Adams


0%
Your results:
You are Derrial Book (Shepherd) Derrial Book (Shepherd) 75% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 55% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 50% Inara Serra (Companion) 45% Wash (Ship Pilot) 45% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 40% River (Stowaway) 40% Alliance 25% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 20% A Reaver (Cannibal) 10% Even though you are holy
you have a mysterious past.
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Your Love Type: ENFJ
The Giver
In love, you give your all and feel guilty when relationships fail.
For you, sex is not seperate from love and caring.
Overall, you are humorous, giving, and motivational.
However, you tend to be over-protective and critical of your partner.
Best matches: INFP or ISFP What's Your Love Type?
You Should Be a Film Writer
You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen! What Type of Writer Should You Be?

My Interests

Music, books, writing, roleplaying (D&D-style roleplaying you sick fucks), video games, walking, shootin' the breeze...Star Trek : Of Gods and Men

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I'd like to meet:

People. Persons. Personages. Humans. Human Beings. Beings that are members of the race known as human. Homo sapiens. Homer Sexuals? Or...

Music:

Helloween, Therion, Blind Guardian, Iced Earth, Iron Fire, Nightwish, Metallica, Manowar, Rainbow, Lost Prophets, The Sounds, Dire Straits, The KLF, Enigma, Goo Goo Dolls, oldies, a few trance songs, a few country songs, a few rap songs...I'm all over the place.

Movies:

Adam Sandler movies, most of the Star Trek movies (except the first one), the Back To The Future trilogy (my favorite all-time trilogy), the Matrix trilogy, Big Fish, Airplane!, Airplane 2, Kentucky Fried Movie, The Sex O' Clock News, Amazon Women On The Moon, Top Secret!, Hot Shots!, Hot Shots! Part Deux, Gremlins 2, The Big Hit, Big Trouble, Dark City, Demolition Man, Evolution, K-Pax, Kill Bill 1 & 2, A Knight's Tale, Kung Pow!, Last Action Hero, The Last Castle, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Pay It Forward, Pleasantville, Rat Race, School Of Rock, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, The Time Machine, Vanilla Sky, Waking Ned Devine, Life Is Beautiful, Bruce Almighty, Wrongfully Accused, Mafia!, Bandits, Office Space, The Corpse Bride, Edward Scissorhands, anything by M. Knight Shyamalan, The Ladykillers, The Terminal and MANY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

DS9, Simpsons, Futurama...and LOST. Lost is quite possibly the greatest television show I have seen. It's a little bit of everything. If you haven't watched it, watch it. Oh, and John Locke is the coolest character made for a television show. Ever.

Books:

Ember From The Sun, The Alien Trilogy, anything by Dean Koontz, Peter David, or Neil Gaiman, The Myst trilogy, Watership Down.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Mother Teresa, Gandhi

My Blog

FYI...Music Fluff

It's been a while, but I figured I'd put something up.As some of you know, I've been working on constructing a perfectly flowing playlist on my mp3 player. This involves a lot of adding and editing o...
Posted by James on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:10:00 PST

FYI: The Rumor Mill 4

Knowledge Is Power. Review: Meet The SpartansI can honestly say that I don't recommend this movie unless you can watch it either very cheap or for free. Why? Yo...
Posted by James on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:14:00 PST

FYI: The Rumor Mill 3

Remember, Knowledge Is Power. THE TRUTH ABOUT MYSPACEMyspace is owned by a company known as "News Corporation", which also owns about half of America through pur...
Posted by James on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:20:00 PST

FYI: The Rumor Mill 2

Well I've been hearing talk that we're on the brink of another depression in America, and I have to say that I don't believe it. Sure, prices are going up, but aren't we smarter than this? I mean, t...
Posted by James on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:36:00 PST

FYI: The Rumor Mill 1

It's been a long time since I've written something on a fairly regular basis, and I feel that it's time I started again, if not only just to do it then to do something that could eventually lead somew...
Posted by James on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:39:00 PST

Fuck Cheap Stores

Alright, so we're all familiar with the evils of Wal-Mart and why people shouldn't shop there, but in case you're not, let me fill you in: They've been hiring people under the table and screwing them...
Posted by James on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:49:00 PST

Overused terms

Do you know what annoys me?  It annoys me when a certain catchall term can be applied to something, and that term denotes automatic disrespect for the thing in question.  What caught my atte...
Posted by James on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:28:00 PST

BB+B Teaser .1

This is the first of a few teasers I hope to post related to my upcoming roleplaying saga, "Revenge of the Smith". It details things related to events only the players are familiar with, but maybe I c...
Posted by James on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:49:00 PST

A few things

So I saw the movie "Borat" the other day, followed by the Tenacious D movie tonight, and both of them were highly entertaining.  Tenacious D was  funny and had some good music; Borat was dis...
Posted by James on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:05:00 PST

Look at it this way

What is terrorism, exactly?  Well, let's think about it for a moment.  Where does a term like "terrorism" come from?  Every time I hear the word used, it refers to lots of people gettin...
Posted by James on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 07:43:00 PST