About Me
I like money and winning. I am always right. I strongly dislike guacamole and sour cream. I don't like making donations, yet sometimes am guilted into doing so. I refuse to accept Canada as a country, nor will I accept their government as legitimate. I find white socks to be boring, and therefore own none. I didn't taste soda until well into my childhood, and somehow still posess a void which can only be filled with sugar. I see no point in non-yellow highlighters. Midgets and amputees frighten me, however I am obsessed with the Amish. I am perfectly fine with mixing sugars and starches. I never ring door bells. I cannot print on non-lined paper. I have a fetish for bending paper clips. I used to despise my sister but now I find her to be quite amusing and even enjoy her whacky stories. I cannot stand chocolate or orange juice, but live for any combination of thai/chinese/japanese food. I cannot drink water without ice. I cannot drink alcoholic beverages without a straw. Middle aged landscapers/gardners are the only people who find me attractive besides the blind. I don't think humans should eat carrots or radishes. I hate the noise made by hole punchers and I love the smell of vicks vapo rub and gasoline. AND I tend to buy 'dry clean only' clothing. Oh and did I mention that my boyfriend has a rap song written about him?
