This is the most important thing you read today. |
Normally these blogs are funny and to be made light of. Times are a changin'. It's time for me to speak out and spread what years of research has revealed to me. If the below causes you undue distress...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:47:00 GMT |
If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest |
FADE IN:
EXT. WASHINGTON
KRISTEN STEWART goes to FORKS, WASHINGTON.
KRISTEN STEWART (V.O.)
Once upon a time, there lived an enchanting girl
named Stephanie Meyer, er I mean Kristen Stewart. She...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:54:00 GMT |
Email 5 Reasons The Terminator Franchise Makes No Sense |
With the release of Terminator Salvation (aka Terminator With Batman and Transformers!) I'd like to take a closer look at the franchise that has explored such
pressing issues as our dependence on mac...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 20:03:00 GMT |
New Blog Time |
Alright, so shit...it's been days and days on end since you've hear the Darkstar chime in on something. Well, that can be summised in a couple of words:1-WorkYeah, that's not me, and I stole the image...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:11:00 GMT |
Marvel: How the Mighty Have Fallen |
Yeah....it's late, I'm glassy-eyed and I just finished watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine for the second time.Yeah, it's still "in post-production", so what. Maybe that's my mutant ability. Well, that ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:27:00 GMT |
EVIL: Baby Laugh-a-Lot |
The siren call of the Legions of the Damned penetrates the minds ofchildren nearby, making them gather around their new plastic master,their innocent yet undoubtedly condemned laugh mixing with the de...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 11:36:00 GMT |
5 Reasons Being Single Sucks Even More Than You Thought |
There's a lot to love about being single. You save money onValentine's Day gifts, you get to meet new and interesting people andsometimes you even get to have sex with them. But it's not all knocking ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 08:12:00 GMT |
Cat that verbally "Om Nom Nom's" his food. |
This is a video of a kitten literally OM NOM NOM'ing its chow. Just listen, particularly around 0:10 and 0:55.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:24:00 GMT |
5 Real Life Soldiers That Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy |
We all understand that action movies are cheesy escapism. After all,could one commando really take out a whole compound full of bad guys? Actually, yes. It turns out the history books are full of stor...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 08:33:00 GMT |
New Musical Conquest |
I've had this idea for an album.. for some time, now it seems to be coming to fruition. I will be making a song from every genre of music(except country, fuck country).I...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:14:00 GMT |
