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About Me

I am (at times) extremely inappropriate! I curse a lot. I usually feel free to speak my mind. Apparently males find me intimidating?! I hate country music despite being raised in the south. I hate people who set their myspace profiles to "private".Its like....if your life is really that big of a secret then perhaps myspace is not the place for you! Seriously... even if you are currently a friend of mine and your profile is set to "private" remove the block or Imma cut your fucking head off!! (Joking...sortof) I make a mean pb&j. I want a Japanese Chin puppy, I would call him Yoshi. I love high heels despite being abnormally tall for a girl! Sleeping is a passion of mine. I have like 30 BEST FRIENDS! My drink of choice has always been the screwdriver. I LOVE hats! My car is my baby. I want more than anything to go to Japan because I have an obsession with Geisha and all things Asian. Shoes = life. I adore vampire movies! I obsess over EVERYTHING. I get my kicks at concerts, strip clubs (boy or girl), and my local fabulous bars!

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I am the messer!Holy hit I liveeeeeee!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Celebrities~ Aneglina Jolie (I have a crush on her despite my overall straightness) Johnny Depp for obvious reasons, Anne Rice,Dane Cook, and Lucille Ball (assuming that I can travel in time since I can already meet whom ever I wish)!!Real people~ Anyone who gets my sense of humor (it tends to be a bit out there and sometimes offensive). Original people!

My Blog

Mirrors

So I was driving past a church in Chunchula tonight (haha I know, hear me out) that had one of those light up signs out by the road. I typically read these when I see them, if for no other reason than...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:03:00 GMT

Tased vol.1

While watching television tonight I found myself shocked by all the "reality shows" currently being aired. The thing is that the first few real reality shows were great! I can remember Survivor first ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:46:00 GMT

When I grow up....

I have truly been blessed in all aspects of my life. I have been given some amazing opportunities that I don't even appreciate most of the time. I blame my ungratefulness in part on bei...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 08:10:00 GMT

Oh ho its magic!

In the journey of life certain lessons are inevitably crashed into by both one and all. A few of the usual suspects "do unto others" and "look before you leap" are among the first ones that shoul...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:42:00 GMT

and now....

So there is officially less than a month until my 23rd birthday and I am sitting pondering my life and how things are going thus far. I am currently living in Daphne with Jason (for those of you who d...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:19:00 GMT

Peace be with you...and also with you!

Lets chat chit for a moment shall we?! It seems that this week has been one for strange occurances (and it's only Wednesday)! After last week I simply assumed that this week would be a mellow one with...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:44:00 GMT

Jones....Samantha Jones!

For the past month or so I have been entertaining the idea of fooling around (a.k.a. having sex) with a cute bartender at work. He is beautiful despite being just a tad bit married! Now usually I woul...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:34:00 GMT

Yet another crazy story!

As most of you know a crucial member in my immediate group of friends recently got a new boyfriend. Because of this new development we all have been neglecting our social lives and "club friends". (Yo...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 05:01:00 GMT

WHYS?

I felt the need to post a list of things that worry me in the hopes that someone could shed some light os said issues! 1. Why are my toes always cold (even when the rest of me is hot) 2. Why do people...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:15:00 GMT

Friendship!

I know we are all supposed to say that our friends are the greatest people in the whole world, but mine truly are! I think that God made these people for me! I LOVE my friends! I would die if somethin...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 00:22:00 GMT