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The Clerk of Clerks

Hey Emo kid here's a thought... instead of cutting yourself...CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR!!!!

About Me

There's not much to say about me really... I'm a husband to a beautiful wife, and a father to the most beautiful baby boy on earth.Anyways enough of the sappy stuff, I'm an uber-geek who likes all of the geeky stuff (anime, videogames, Dungeons & Dragons... using the word uber...etc). That's it really other than I'm funny (atleast I think I am) and hairy.... anywho...later...NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A TACO!!!Taco Town

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[adjective][synonym]:

Asshole; Cynnical hater of all that is not worthy.

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My Interests

white and nerdy
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Add to My Profile | More VideosMy wife, My son, Anime, VideoGames, food, D&D, reading, and sleeping...WORLD DOMINATION!
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I'd like to meet:

Tyler Durden,Riddick,Drzzt Do'Urden,The Griffin Family(Peter is the best),Randal Graves,William Shatner,Mark Hamil,Kevin Smith,Stan Lee,Bruce Campbell,and....this guy.Reno 911 Dungeons and Dragons
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You are The Clerk Of Clerks Clerk of Clerks 100% Bluntman 80% Iron Man 70% Spider-Monkey 65% Batman 60% Green Yeti 60% SuperChump 40% Chronic 40% Robbin' 40% The Flasher 40% The Sex 30% Most everything pisses you off. You just want to be left alone with cold beer and warm food. Anyone who irritates you should be afraid. They wouldn't like you when your irritated. Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Music:

Disturbed, Godsmack, Killswitch engage, basically anything with heavy guitar and an angry lead singer that when you listen to them you want to kick someone in the face... My pirate name is: Iron Roger Kidd A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

Movies:

Are you seriously asking me this... I WORK AT A FUCKING VIDEO STORE!
The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!

Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?Porch Monkey

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Television:

Meh... TV is tv when im bored I'll watch whaever.Dungeons & Dragons Gone Bad
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Twitch
People Iced: Forty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Six
Favorite Weapon Potato Gun
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: Six
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: The Canadian Strangler
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Books:

D&D, Stephen King, Manga, Marvel, and Post Apoco's(if you don't know then your dumb) and Video game mags. 8-BIT DUNGEONS & DRAGONS (Funny Videos)

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Heroes:

Bruce Campbell, Kevin Smith, Bruce Wayne and whats that one guys name....

My Blog

Coming soon a story about good vs. evil

Coming soon to this my space page near you......   In a time when all seemed dark..... In a place where no hope could be found..... In a world teetering on the edge of oblivion..... One man has a...
Posted by The Clerk of Clerks on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST