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About Me

Hi. I'm Lance. Nice to meet you. This is my wife, Jamie, and our daughter Emma. They're cuter than you are. I have a house, a convertible, a pool, a 56" HDTV and surround sound, a dual-recliner couch and a keggerator. My 25-year-old self would have been so proud.
I'm currently a full decade older than I feel, and I've run out of pledge classes that have people who have been on the planet longer than I've been in my fraternity.
I guess that explains the grey hairs.
I call Costa Mesa home and Cobb my hometown, but most people think I'm from Chico (even though I was born in Anaheim). Go figure. They're all in California, although you'd never guess they're in the same state if you saw them.
I write. In the past this has usually been followed by "I should be writing right now" or read more like "I'm a would-be writer - meaning I would be a writer if I ever got off my ass and wrote." But I've recently completed my first screenplay, and I wrote it in the middle of writing a lot for my company, MasterMinds Unlimited. Check out our website at http://www.masterminds.us - especially if you work for an animation network, nudge nudge, wink wink - the boys and I have some pretty great cartoon properties that people love.
I like comics, Star Wars, the Anaheim Angels and the Cowboys. I play softball when I can, but I'd prefer to play tackle football. I wear both my sports nut and geek badges proudly.
Gosh I wish TIE Fighters were real.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Pope. And I mean JP Deuce - not the new guy, Pope Nazi the First.
Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols. "Mercy" is one of the greatest albums ever.
Morris Day. 'Nuff said.

My Blog

First Fourth at the New House...

Very, VERY weird evening for me. This is the first Fourth of July in 14 years that I haven't had family over so we could sit in the driveway at the Anaheim house and watch the Disneyland firewor...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 04:50:00 GMT

It’s OK to LOVE your brothers...

So Secret Fraternity Stuff weekend has just passed, and boy are my arms tired. So are my legs, back, and parts of my ass that I didn't know existed. We initiated a new chapter for our wond...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 00:30:00 GMT

So I sang with THE POLICE today...

Yeah, so I somehow managed to win a contest that Best Buy held where 45 people at each of The Police's shows this summer got passes to a VIP lounge, and got to watch the sound check. The Princess and ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:21:00 GMT

End of an Era or Crime Against Nature?

So the keggerator has been empty for a month (Jimmy, call a brutha!), so I've been back to buying bottles of my beloved Sierra Nevada Pale Ale every other day. But something was off tonight. Now...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 22:03:00 GMT

Scotty Made Me Do It

Gee, this came as such a shock to me... ..> You Are 0% Redneck I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee! ..> How Redneck Are You?
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 22:01:00 GMT

So, like, 5 and 2 and WTF?

Past midnight now, so it's officially my fifth wedding anniversary and my daughter's second birthday. Holy shit. Kind of strange that the B-SiD (Brain-Sucking iPod Device) is playing nine inch n...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:14:00 GMT

Me on scooter + retard pulling out in front of traffic = FUCKING OW.

I'd always heard that when one decides to ride a 2-wheeled motor vehicle, "It's not a matter of IF you eat it, it's a matter of WHEN." I never actually believed that this wouild apply to me when...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 20:38:00 GMT

Holy SHIT my balls are cold.

Mah Woman was out with friends this eve, and I had a hell of a time getting the kid to bed tonight. Actually, after 2.5 hours of me trying, she got home and got the kid to finally fall asleep. S...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 22:33:00 GMT

WHAT TIME IS IT?!

IT'S SIERRA NEVADA TIME!!! Best. Father's Day present. EVER. lwk ...who is very happy that Sierra Nevada's back on his friends list...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:00:00 GMT

What's missing from my top 8?

Anyone who knows me (and my Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. outdoor table umbrella, and my Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. bar light, and the keggerator full of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and the Pale Ale that was IN...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 20:56:00 GMT