i bruise easily and fall down often. i'm scared of expiration dates, mayonnaise, and elevators. i'm bad at parking and good at rapping. the word chunk grosses me out. i'm slightly obsessed with geography and coke zero. i don't like capitalization or feet. i do like sarcasm, crayons, jogging, and snow. i think i know big words, but it usually turns out i made them up. i'm pretty awesome. i think baby penguins might be the cutest things ever. i can't stop eating marshmallow treasures and m&ms. and i need a new hobby. got any ideas?