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Brian

Illusions of Granduer

About Me

I make 44 look good

My Interests

pogs, poprocks

I'd like to meet:

a hotdog world champion eating walrus that can hula hoop

Music:

anything thats got enough bass to set off car alarms

Movies:

mostly i just like to scatter sticks over walkways pull up a chair with popcorn and watch people trip

Books:

anything Jonathan Safran Foer, Gay Talese, Thomas Hardy, Dostoyevski, or the like

Heroes:

Quail man
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Westcoast
Birthday: Everyday
Birthplace: Portland
Current Location: Dirty South
Eye Color: pretty
Hair Color: changes with my mood
Height: Allen Iversonish
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambigious
Your Heritage: little of everything
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Your Weakness: Gummy Bears
Your Fears: Gummy Bears
Your Perfect Pizza: one that's free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish this survey
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: but who would would kick a camel?
Thoughts First Waking Up: WOOO time for Price is Right
Your Best Physical Feature: I only make short indie films
Your Bedtime: Sleep?
Your Most Missed Memory: Fire
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: I like to wake up with the King
Single or Group Dates: Which would you prefer?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cookie Dough
Cappuccino or Coffee: Carmel Mochiatto
Do you Smoke: nah
Do you Swear: only in court
Do you Sing: Simon told me not to
Do you Shower Daily: Of course not... I conserve water
Have you Been in Love: not that i know of
Do you want to go to College: sure lets give it another go
Do you want to get Married: to as many women as possible
Do you belive in yourself: i dont even know what "belive" is i live and i be
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I dance to thriller
Do you think you are Attractive: what a stupid question
Are you a Health Freak: on thursdays
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: depends who the lightening hits
Do you play an Instrument: spoons
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nah
In the past month have you Smoked: nah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: tylenol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: does it count if you think its a date and they dont? no? well nevermind
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eww
In the past month have you been on Stage:
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope but ive taken one
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nah
Ever been Drunk: nah
Ever been called a Tease: umm what
Ever been Beaten up: by Tyler Durden
Ever Shoplifted: nah
How do you want to Die: shot out of a cannon while on my death bed
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: grow up?
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hot
Favourite Hair Color: hot
Short or Long Hair: hot
Height: hot
Weight: athleitc
Best Clothing Style: punk rock preppy athletic
Number of Drugs I have taken: i love advil i cant lie
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 143 i keep tally
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