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About Me

I'm not Superman. I'm not Brad Pitt. I'm not Bill Gates. I'm just a decent, stand-up guy. I believe in being loyal to people that are important to me. I believe that a lady should be treated like a lady. People have told me that I'm one of the last true gentlemen. I don't know about that, it's just the way I was brought up. I spent six years in the Navy. I wanted to see the world, and I did see about half of it. I traveled all over the Pacific and saw things that were beyond description. At sea, the stars are brilliant and uncountable. You wouldn't believe how beautiful the sunrise from the top of Mt. Fuji is. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I've been divorced twice. I guess I just didn't choose wisely. I've lived in Tennessee, Colorado and California. But I always come back to Iowa. I love it here.
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--Info--
Name:: Scott
Nicknames:: I used be called Animal when I was in the Navy. Now, some people at work call me Big Dog
Birthplace:: La Crosse, Wisconsin
Current Location:: Monroe, Iowa
Hair Color:: Blond
Eye Color:: Bluer than Paul Newman's
Height:: 6'1"
Weight:: Mind your own business
Tatoos?:: Actually, I just got one
Piercings?:: Two in my left ear
Overused Phrase:: LOL
--Your--
Bedtime:: Whenever I get tired
Best Physical Feature:: My eyes
Most Embarassing Moment:: Walking into an airplane
Most Missed Memory:: Talking with a friend that has passed away
First Thought When You Wake Up:: Why is the dog looking at me like that?
Weakness:: Beautiful women
Best Friends:: Pat and Bonnie
Goal For The Year:: To get at least half my novel finished
Greatest Fears:: Dying alone
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King...: MacDonalds
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla...: Vanilla
Water or Milk...: Water
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: Hot chocolate
Hugs or Kisses...: Both
Cats or Dogs...: Dogs
Summer or Winter...: Winter
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: It depends on who I'm with
Love or Money...: Love always
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: Purple
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: Blue or green
Perferred Hair Color:: Auburn or blond
Short Hair or Long Hair...: Doesn't matter
Perferred Height:: Shorter than me
Perferred Weight:: Really doesn't matter
Looks or Personality...: Personality definitely
Hot or Cute...: Cute
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: Doesn't matter
--Favs--
Number:: 154
Food:: Pizza
Type of Music:: Mellow rock and roll
Candy:: Reeses Pieces with peanuts
Color:: Royal Blue
Animal:: Snow Leopard
Drink:: Pepsi One
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: Eyes. They can make me melt
Movie:: It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Past Time:: Talking with friends
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: Yes. But not for a very long time
Smoked?: Yes. But I am trying to quit
Been Beaten Up?: Yes. More times than I care to admit
Bullied Someone?: Yes. But it was for a very good cause
Skinny Dipped?: Yes. A long time ago
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: Not since I was twelve
Toliet Papered Someones House?: Not since high school
Played Poker W/ Money?: Yes
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: No. I usually go swimming topless
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: Yes.
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: Yes
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: Sadly yes
Went Camping?: Yes. I used to camp a lot
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: Yes. When I went camping
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: Yes. And we dated for a while
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: Yes. And we dated for a while
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: Yes.
Danced In The Rain?: Yes. It was great
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: Yes.
Been On Stage?: Yes. I used to sing in a band called "The Canyon Rose"
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: Yes
Been To A Nude Beach?: Yes. When I lived in California
Cursed In Church?: No. I never did that
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: No, I don't think so
Burnt Yourself?: Never on purpose
Been Dumped?: Yes.
Dumped Someone?: Sadly, yes
Been In Love?: Yes.
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: Age is never an issue with me
Wanted To Be A Model?: No. Not ever
Wanted To Be In The Olympics?: Nope
Bought Lottery Tickets?: Yes. I buy Powerball tickets once in a while
Made Out In A Car?: Yes I have
Cried During A Movie?: No
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: Yes
Made Love On The Beach?: Yes
Shoplifted?: No
Seen Someone Shoplift?: Yes
Hung Up On Someone?: Yes
Yelled At Your Pet?: Yes. But I felt really bad about it
Gotten Seasick?: No. Never
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: Never been that drunk
Bought A Thong Cuz The Cashier Was Hot?: No thongs. I have consideration for other human beings
Stalked Someone?: No.
Had A Stalker?: Yes. It's a little creepy
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: Yes. But nobody was injured and nobody was arrested
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: Whose family isn't embarassing sometimes
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: No.
Protested?: Yes. A couple of times
Been To An Island?: Yes. Quite a few actually
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: Yes.
Screamed In A Library?: Strangely enough, yes
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: How are we defining stranger?
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: Yes. Don't judge
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: No. If you aren't happy with yourself, you can't happy with someone else
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: Sure. How else do you make new friends
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: Oh yeah
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: Yes. But it was well deserved
Threw Up In School?: Yes.
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: Yes. I still wonder who it was.
Wore Something You Hated?: No. Why would I wear something I hated
Wore Something To Match Someone?: No. I like being an individual
Been To A Luau?: Yes. In Hawaii
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: Yes
Been On TV?: Yes. I was an extra in an episode of "Harry O" once
Been Outta The Country?: Yes. But not for long time
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: Yes. What an ego boost.
Won A Pool Game?: Yes
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: Yes. Not a fun experience
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: Unfortunately yes. But not for a long time.
Dieted?: Yes.
Had An Eating Disorder?: No.
Cheated On Your Other?: No. Not ever.
Been Cheated On?: Yes. That's why I don't cheat. I know how it feels.
Been Paid To Date Someone?: Yes. It's a long story
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: Not that I'm aware of
Tanned Topless?: Being a guy, I used to do it all the time.
Been Strip Searched?: Yes. A truly unpleasant experience
Been On A Plane?: Yes.
Been On A Cruise?: Yes. But only in the Navy
Been Pantsed In Public?: Nope
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: Yeah
Broke Someone's Heart?: Sadly, yes
Sung In The Shower?: Sure, I do it all the time.
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: Yes.
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: Yes. If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: Yes.
Been Walked In On While Showering?: Yes
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: No
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: Yes, I got kicked out of a convenience store once
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: No
Been In Detention?: Not since high school
Fell Off A Roof?: Yes. Another unpleasant experience
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: No.
Been In A Wreck?: Way too many
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: No
Made Yourself Puke So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: Yes. But I was much younger.
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: Yes.
Been Shot?: With a water gun, yes
Had A Water Gun War?: Sure.
Been Arrested?: Unfortunately, yes
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: No. No regrets, no looking back
Country You Wanna Visit:: Fiji
Way You Wanna Die:: In my sleep next to the woman I love
Like Thunderstorms?: Yes.
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: Yes
R U A Health Freak?: No. But I am eating healthier than I used to
U Think Ur Attractive?: So-so
Do You Believe In Yourself?: Yes. Yes I do
Wanna Get Married?: If the right one came along, yes
Wanna Go To College?: Maybe in the future.
Shower Daily?: Of course
Want Kids?: I'm a little too old for that now
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: That ship has sailed
Do U Hate Anyone?: No. Hate is a wasted emotion
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: I don't know, I've never tried.
Do You Think You Can Sing?: I've been told that I can
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: Sure
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: Yes.
Can You Whistle?: Yes
Can You Walk In High Heels?: Only when I want feel pretty
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: No.
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: Oh yeah.
Can You Multitask?: Yes.
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: I wish.
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: I don't have a locker
Do You Spit?: Sometimes.
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: Yes.
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: To find the right one
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: Sometimes "Stetson"
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: Axe
What's Your Favorite Scent?: Fresh baked cookies
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: No. I wouldn't want that
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