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I'm an out going person that loves to do stuff and can't stand to sit at home. Even though I am a Chevy Boy I drive a Canary Yellow Nissan Frontier on 22's with green neon underneath it and you can't miss me going through town.I'm single, AGAIN. I played football for the mTp Tigers for 3 years, the back-to-back-to-back (that's right 3 in a row!!!!) Region 6A champs, I was part of the first EVER semifinalist team at mTp,and I was voted Most School Spirit!!!I attend Columbia State Community College where I am majoring in Criminal Justice. I have 2 older brothers, Chris and Brian, 1 crazy sister-in-law that i love to death (Jaclyn), 2 nephews ( CJ aka Bubba and Brayden), 1 niece (Shalyn), a little brother(Preston) and 1 lil sister (Allyne). I have some of the greatest friends in the world (Tabitha, Sammy Sue, and my brothers from other mothers Stoops and Da-Da.) If you want to know anything else just ask or add me to MSN messenger [email protected]!!!!
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I got this Sexy Comment from Commentsheaven.com!One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?""I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones."Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin."Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones."God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin."Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!""Amen," replied the congregation.

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As I Walk Through The Valley Of The Shadow Of Death I Shall Fear No Evil, I Look Back Throughout My Life And So Often In The Walk, I See Only One Set Of Footprints, And I Truely Understand Its Because For So Long He Carried Me Annd Without His Blessings I Would Have Never Acheived Anything With Any Significance.
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For Daddy... R.I.P 1/3/58-8/21/05... I'll always miss you and love you!!!!

The night that you died Was the worst night of my life I've never before Felt so much strife I was so confused I didn't know what to do Because from that point on I had to live without you I loved y...
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