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the grumpiest little penguin

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About Me

Some random facts about me: i chain smoke under stress, my cat thinks i am a kitten and keeps bringing me half dead mice in order to teach me to hunt, my politics are more radical than your politics, i like rock'n'roll especially when its loud/absurd/abstract, i don't eat things that were squirming around at some point in the past, i am a black belt in bubble bobble, i am fighting the dictatorship of the automobile with every passing day, prior to having this my profile consisted of unattributed quotes from dead german philosophers...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

fellow travelers, or perhaps just some people who prefer their whiskey unmediated by water, ice, or even the glass...

My Blog

This reminds me of the kid with ’pole pot’ written in white out on his backpack

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1568781&vid=174600The dude from System of a Down with the Foo fighters playing 'Holiday in Cambodia'An imaginary poll I just took of the crowd watching this performanc...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 18:22:00 GMT

The emperor has no socks...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6316765.stm This is newsworthy??? Well, at least it is funny...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:04:00 GMT

Nietzsche and the mob!

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/15/nyregion/15gotti.html?_r=1 &oref=sloginThis article on John Gotti Jr's 3rd trial appeared in the metro section today...what the eternal recurrence has to do with mafia...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 16:13:00 GMT

Best Week Ever!

Lots of good things happened to me this week (not the least of which: I got a job!) and lots of good things happened to lots of people I care about...I think this could just be the best week of my lif...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 15:01:00 GMT

Sadly...

Anyone else disappointed with New York's top court turning down gay marriage??This is NY for christssake...we're supposed to be fucking progressive!anyways...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 21:41:00 GMT

Mr. Seagal, just what the hell is a 'Mojo Priest'?

I'm not one for such pop culture silliness, but after reading this:http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/20 06/06/26/AR2006062601509.htmlI had to seek out this:http://www.youtube.com/wat...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:05:00 GMT

Another political riff...

So Congress isn't raising the federal minimum wage this yearbecause some genius decided that the minimum wage doesnt need to be pegged to keep up with inflation, way back in the day:http://www.washing...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 17:52:00 GMT

"If I go to the bathroom, he'll make me look like Jesus. . . ."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05 /30/AR2006053001455.htmlI don't what disturbs me more, that someone bothered to actually analyze the phemona of the "wingman" or that it was...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:54:00 GMT

At my incredulous look he explained...

I was offered steroids last night by a man in a gas station parking lot:He waved me over to his car, showed me a vial, said it was steroids.At my incredulous look he explained, "You look like you need...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 19:20:00 GMT

Nancy Reagan's Head

I have to share this:I just received my Mission of Burma subscription series singles cd's (sadly the 12"s have been delayed)...however the last cd contains "Nancy Reagan's Head" last line of the choru...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:05:00 GMT