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83R7A

About Me



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Whoo, there's all kinds of gravity in here!

hi. i'm berta. i don't really do much of anything. i am kind of a bum. even the goverment thinks so. :-)



however... this is my advice - "M'kay, kids, you shouldn't do drugs, m'kay, drugs are bad. You see, I was at the bottom of the barrel, I was a wreck. Why, I didn't even care about money. I was wasting my life... You boys need to listen up, m'kay, what I'm talking about might save your life some day... Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad. It's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad by doing drugs, m'kay, that'd be bad." (attributed to Mr. Mackey; South Park; Ike's Wee Wee [2.4])

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

What is the feminine equivalent of a misogynist (a person who hates or dislikes women)?The equivalent is misandrist (a person who hates persons of the male sex), a rare word but seemingly much sought-after. The corresponding noun for the attitude is misandry.

i'd like to meet:

  • whoever it was that came up with my favorite jokes [what do gay horses eat? "haaa-aayyy"; little johnny's birthday is coming up and his parents ask him what he wants. he says "i wanna watch." so that night they let him.] a stranger. a strangest. and a strange. "they" -- as in, "they say..." -- i haven't met him yet, but he did email me back when i emailed him (i'm not kidding) a man with no legs named neal a woman with one leg named eileen

    • My Blog

    laughing with

    this song makes me grateful for all that i have.Regina Spektor | Laughing WithNo one laughs at God in a hospitalNo one laughs at God in a warNo ones laughing at GodWhen theyre starving or freezing o...
    Posted by on Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:43:00 GMT

    myspace playlist - mix 1

    myspace playlist - tracklistingregina spektor - laughing withpeaches - fuck the pain awaybad boy bill - fastlifebad boy bill - rock itbad boy bill - falling anthembad boy bill - do what u likeleona le...
    Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:37:00 GMT

    geocities is closing down

    any suggestions on an image-hosting website that is free???http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/geocities/close/help !
    Posted by on Sun, 26 Jul 2009 16:51:00 GMT

    shameless plug

    shameless plug for a couple of my webpages.http://www.myspace.com/obviouslyrandomhttp://gr8koo gly.deviantart.comphotoshop utilities, graphic design, icons, wallpapers, and more!ch-ch-check it, check i...
    Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 06:47:00 GMT

    i am a published artist in japan

    as the subject says, i am a published artist in japan. some of my stuff from deviantart got published in japan...http://gr8koogly.deviantart.com  <--- my deviantart pagehttp://www.shinyusha.co.jp/~...
    Posted by on Sat, 18 Jul 2009 17:59:00 GMT

    the bathtub test

    On a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how doyou determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer ateaspoo...
    Posted by on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:59:00 GMT

    my parents were in town

    and they met my new girlfriend, my sponsor steve, and took me to see the science museum exhibit of the titanic.... not only that they also got me a bluetooth and a new laptop! :-) that is all for...
    Posted by on Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:41:00 GMT

    you’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you ...

    that's really all. i wanted to see how many people read this wondering what i was going to write.   i am such a dorkwad. :-)
    Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:19:00 GMT

    new cell phone information.

    same number, but i need contact info since my screen got busted on my old phone. so if you want me to add your contact info to my cell, please message me or reply to this with your phone number and na...
    Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 19:40:00 GMT

    are you drunk?

    i don't get it.i'm a good person. i don't cheat [ok, not entirely true, i cheated ONCE when i was 19 years old.], i don't lie, i'm honest, i treat others the way i want to be treated, i am willing to ...
    Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 14:45:00 GMT