Barnickle

I have a fetish with normal sized people with midget thumbs. mean girls is for sure one of my favorite movies. i havent worn boxers in about 7 years. which is also about the the last time i had my hair cut. i hate that im really good at procrastinating. i think i just started a new chapter in my life, its called "simplify". i day dream in slow motion. i want to kill panic at the disco. i wish i could breathe under water, but somehow i always convince myself that flying is way cooler. because for some reason im only aloud to choose one.....but if you think about it, you could fly under water and just hold your breath...right? music is my passion, but i cant play any instruments. ideally, i would drive my scooter everywhere. nothing beats being drunk on skawinsky's duffy, i havent been on it once without having an epic story to tell the next day. i perfer a good house party over bars. my gas tank always reads empty. i miss rocko's modern life. i love mammaries, of all shapes and sizes. i put tapatio hot sauce on just about anything/everything...what do you think keeps my hair up, slick? the wisest thing any one ever told me was, "never challenge an ewok to a game of darts". i love riding chicks back to my parents house on my handlebars. almost as much as i love sneaking them out my window in the morning. i enjoy intoxicated bike rides with my friends. frankly, its my favorite summer pastime. i talk with an australian accent when i get sloppy drunk. im not double jointed, but i can wiggle my ears. i always argue and debate over things i dont know shit about. im not getting married until im thirty...for both our sakes. i love sake. i booze-dance. i can more or less booze-anything....when im boozed...? anywho.... im still in denial that i smoke ciggies. im rarely nice to girls. especially ones i want to bang....which isnt working out too badly. i like getting kicked out of bars for wearing tank tops