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Maddt (der Spladdt)

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Who am I? I am immaterial. I am here to keep up with people I would otherwise fall out of touch with, because as my actual friends know, I'm pretty unreliable.FOR THOSE WHO KNOW ME: If you don't know my last name or email, send me a message before bothering with a friend request. That's what it takes to cut off unwanted requests, since artists, musicians, et cetera looking to farm new fans, spam-happy home-business pests, and random fluffy people looking for personal validation by way of a bloated friends list full of strangers don't bother reading this stuff ahead of time.FOR THOSE WHO GO AROUND FRIENDING STRANGERS: I add people I know and select artists ONLY. Get over it. MySpace is full of people like you who want to pretend all 7,286 people on their list are close personal friends. I'm not one of them.FOR THOSE ALREADY ON MY LIST: I know we never talk! I'm sorry! Send me a message, 'cause I'm actually pretty good about replying.Seriously!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Somebody with a realistic plan to get the world's people to wake up and take care of each other. And a giant talking sombrero that poops marijuana.

My Blog

betrayal in dreamland, and sports are dumb

So, I had this disturbing dream last night whilst sleeping off the royal ass-kicking i received over the past few days at my new job. For purposes of context, let me mention that Texas Roadhouse orig...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 18:04:00 GMT

i've got my violence in high-def ultra-realism

year.zero.it's getting in my head, man.if you're reading this and don't know what 'year zero' is, go to iamtryingtobelieve.com and go from there.it's getting ALL UP in my head.i swear i'll blog better...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:16:00 GMT

lament

whither goest thou, d&d? thy beasts and mystic armouries, thy dramatic and ambiguous cast, faint their clamor has become.   thy twenty-sided dice lay still, dark in some forgotten bag, and sh...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 20:52:00 GMT

blargety blogg bluggity blarrrggh

i only have two weeks.   now, while i still have something left of my soul, i can still do something - if only i can find the necessary break in the time-space continuum!  stupid thirty won'...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:43:00 GMT

things to bitch about

1. i lost my phone at bonnaroo and whoever found it never CONSIDERED dropping it off at the lost and found.2. i'm supposed to move to boca raton in less than two months and haven't done ANYTHING to ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 18:53:00 GMT

a three-year-old song

dedicated to the she, whoever she may be, and to all the nearly-she's who chose not to be. breathe me...in through your nosebut don't get too close; my head knows,you don't wanna hear what i'd saythou...
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 00:35:00 GMT

letting things go

the problem with trying to let the cares of the world roll off of you like the water of desire off of a buddhist duck's back is that you get into the habit of not really picking up the loose ends you ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 16:54:00 GMT

rrgh...braaaains...

sleepysurlydiscontentedfrustratedhornyandcreativelystifled.. . and somehow i don't have anything to blog about.  need girl.  preferably the kind that stays interested, but times are tough.
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 02:47:00 GMT

man...

...i need to post a new blog soon.
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 00:49:00 GMT

harrumph

so work blows.  getting out of work late blows more.  getting out of work late and being unable to find transportation home for another hour blows much, much more.  and not getting home...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 16:30:00 GMT