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Alex

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About Me


Alex is 22 years old from Nottingham and a professional poker player. He also tells frequent lies. He enjoys going out, Music, Football and Mexican literature (told you he tells lies). He is also a massive Forest fan - but don't let that put you off. He's pretty easy to get along with, just as long as you agree with everything he says...
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His mates are the Dog's bollocks - they fucking rock (even if they do call him Emo)
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One day he hopes to do some travelling, but until then, is content with remembering a time when you could get Curly Wurlys for 10p, and when Sharky & George was on.
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He tends to overuse phrases he likes, for example "If she were a President, She'd be Baberaham Lincoln" He also calls everyone Bruce, much to their annoyance.
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He has a fixated stare on his face, which almost always looks to the side. Excitable and oblivious of the obvious, he is obsessed with fire and has a more passive demeanour that contrasts with the more dominant personality of others. He has an alter ego named Cornholio, which usually surfaces after consuming large quantities of caffeine or sugar
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People staring they know you've been broken
Repeatedly reminded by the looks on their faces
Ignore them tonight and you'll be alright
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My Interests

.. Alex Likes...
♥ Hayley Williams
♥ Jägermeister
♥ Emo glasses
♥ Prague
♥ Barbeques
♥ Kettle Chips
♥ Nottingham Forest
♥ Fearne Cotton
♥ Coffee
♥ Gigs
♥ Converse All Stars
♥ My mates
♥ Weekends
♥ Air Guitar
♥ Summer
♥ Rock City
♥ Eye contact
♥ Suicide Girls
♥ Sex
♥ Drugs
♥ Rock'n'Roll

Alex Dislikes...
• R&B
• Vegetarians who preach
• Hangovers
• Derby County
• Caps Lock
• Chavs
• 'Txtspk'
• Fashion Victims
• People who carry dogs in bags
• Bullshitters
• Broken promises
• Loneliness

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I'd like to meet:

.. Anyone like-minded, up for a laugh, crazy, funny, willing to buy me a beer and tell me a joke and who doesn't take themselves too seriously. If it sounds like you, say hello :)
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Music:



The Academy Is...
Alexisonfire
The Automatic
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
Billy Talent
Bloc Party
Brand New
Bring Me The Horizon
Bullet For My Valentine
Capdown
Coldplay
Cute Is What We Aim For
Dashboard Confessional
Death From Above 1979
Enter Shikari
Fall Out Boy
Fightstar
Forward, Russia!
Franz Ferdinand
Funeral For A Friend
Gallows
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
Hawthorne Heights
Hell Is For Heroes
Incubus
Madina Lake
The Mars Volta
Maximo Park
Metallica
My Chemical Romance
Nirvana
Oasis
Panic! At The Disco
Paramore
Phinius Gage
Pink Floyd
Queens Of The Stone Age
The Raconteurs
Rage Against The Machine
Sex Pistols
Silverstein
The Strokes
System Of A Down
Taking Back Sunday
Trivium
We Are Scientists
The White Stripes
Wolfmother
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

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Television:

....• The Simpsons
• Peep Show
• The Office
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Hollyoaks
• Deal Or No Deal..

Heroes:

Brian Clough OBE
Paul Hunter
Bear Grylls..

My Blog

Sambuca

I haven't posted a new blog for fucking ages, mainly because I've been too lazy. It's not like I've had nothing to write about, as I've been a busy bee. I think that's it, I've been really b...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:49:00 PST

Horrorshow

Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit? Welome to my blog. Ok, that intro was shorter than I had planned, but what the hey, it's...
Posted by Alex on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:50:00 PST

Easter Eggs

Yep, the blog's called Easter Eggs....it's no yolk. (ouch) Good afternoon boys and girls, time for a new blog methinks, seeing as I'm all rested and refreshed after a nice relaxing Easter weekend...er...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:41:00 PST

For Stevie Wonder's Eyes Only

Good afternoon one and all and welcome to an all new edition of Al's blog. As I write, I'm drinking a lovely can of Red Bull which is going down a treat. Not sure why I told you that, but it's my blog...
Posted by Alex on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

Anything Can Happen In The Next Blog

Its been far too long since I posted a blog, mainly thanks to the fact I'm both a lazy bugger and I've not had an awful lot to talk about. Hopefully at least one of those will soon change, but don't h...
Posted by Alex on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:58:00 PST

Count Your Blessings

Welcome, once again, to the finest thing you will read online today...apart from those erotic confessions you found when you were trying to search Google for something altogther more innocent. I've no...
Posted by Alex on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:48:00 PST

The Lost Art Of Keeping A Blog

As Alex reminded me at the weekend, my blogs are becoming more and more infrequent....well, something like that anyway. I believe her exact words were "you haven't posted a blog for ages you lazy bast...
Posted by Alex on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:45:00 PST

Lyrical Lies

Righto blog fans, seeing as I never have any idea how to start my blogs, I'll jump straight in. None of the 'Hello, good evening and welcome' crap, just cut to the chase without the waffle... Ok, firs...
Posted by Alex on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:55:00 PST

Key To The Door

Firstly, it's a little late, but happy new year to you all. I thought I'd better post a new blog, and seeing as it was my 21st on Saturday I thought I should get a few drunken photos up here! The day ...
Posted by Alex on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:52:00 PST

Happy Holidays You Bastard

Another day, another dollar and another blog. And another stupid opening sentence that doesn't really make sense, but typing it gives me time to think of what else to write... First things first....
Posted by Alex on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 05:57:00 PST