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a german jumping bean.................In some folk legends, such as in Estonia and the common Jack and the Beanstalk story, magical beans grow tall enough to bring the hero to the clouds. The Grimm Brothers collected a story in which a bean splits its sides laughing at the failure of others.Dreaming of a bean is sometimes said to be a sign of impending conflict, though others said they caused bad dreams.Pliny the Elder claimed that beans act as a laxative. He may have been referring to the seeds of the castor oil plant, which contain oils used as laxatives in ancient India.European folklore claims that planting beans on Good Friday or during the night-time is good luck. "Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit" is a children's song about the flatulence often experienced after eating baked beans. The song is noteworthy for correctly identifying the bean as a fruit, not a vegetable."Mame Chishiki", a Japanese phrase, means "bean knowledge" (not "knowledge of beans"). This is used to indicate any random trivia or miscellaneous knowledge displayed.In New Orleans, serving a meal of black-eyed peas on New Year's Day is thought to bring good luck in the upcoming year. Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you.~~~~~~~~~~"Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead."~~~~~~~~~"Dancing is silent poetry."~~~~~ MySpace Layouts - myspace layouts

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I'd like to meet:

those who houla-hoop with the quickness kids who climb trees

My Blog

i want your words

Send me a voice comment. It's FREE! Just call 1(641)985-7800 and enter *2541982. If you get one too, I'll reply. http://www.snapvine.com gimme some crazy shit ya'll. jokes, stories, burps, song...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:59:00 GMT

by the way...

why doesn't anyone have a hot air balloon for me to ride in? what's with that?
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 14:50:00 GMT

how to cure a suicidal fish

Flush it down the toilet make fishy faces at him and stroke his tank with deep desire . give him sunlight maybe a chocolate croissant ? ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 12:24:00 GMT

note to self

kleanex is a great investment.
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:43:00 GMT

if your brains were made of orange juice, i'd eat them

so every morning lately i wake up with an insatiable thirst for orange juice. it's all i can think about. it's all i want. it is what gets me out of bed. i can drink a whole container. i usually have ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:26:00 GMT

I blog , therefore I am

Mediation flatters us. I blog therefore I am. The flattered self is the mediated self, and the alchemey of mediation, the osmotic process though which reality and representation fuse, gets carried int...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:56:00 GMT

Bob frees frat boys

Bob Marley Rises From Grave To Free Frat Boys From Bonds Of Oppression October 5, 2005 | Issue 41"40 WILLIAMSBURG, VAIn an unprecedented effort to fight injustice, reggae music legend Bob Marle...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:28:00 GMT

this is perfect

Posted: 3/18/2005 by: Mike Polk Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! Im coming home with some pussy tonight! Thats right! Its been a long week at...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:06:00 GMT