Kris

I am possibly the least cool person I know. I have no social couth and say the most inappropriate things at the worst possible times. And, when it comes to women, I have absolutely no game. I still find fart jokes and toilet humor extremely funny... and probably always will. I have been called "the worst" on several occasions; whatever that means. I recently got out of a long term relationship... with alcohol. Ya, I pretty much got tired of waking up the next day wondering who I insulted and where the hell was my phone. Oh ya, the worst thing was going through the contacts in the cell and wondering who all the new entries were. I am a victim of fashion. I wear clothes like no one is looking... I really have no clue. I think I have a solid grasp of the English language and a colorful vocabulary, but I refuse to use any of the crap language that comes from watching too much MTV. If you "holla'd at me", I think I would have to punch you. I am drawn to strange, eccentric types who are not afraid of the darker side of themselves. I also admire people who have been through hardships and come away from their experiences as stronger individuals. I find them more honest than those who have never had to struggle. I am a die hard dreamer and refuse to let anyone dictate who I am and what I do; meaning, I'm pretty much broke and jobless...ha! However (there are some redeeming values, ya know), I am comfortable in my own skin and at peace with my numerous faults. I have even been described from time to time as a "nice guy". So if you are at peace with yourself and not ego driven, who knows, we may just get along. But you have to like fart jokes, of course.